Another great commission by the splendiferous, illustrious  hanaguma! You should go watch him if you aren't already!!

Mai will sometimes get off his lazy butt and go out to bars, but he still isn't very good at socializing or flirting. He is, however, quite skilled at eating, getting drunk, and smoking.

He'll still manage to take boys home with him, especially on those nights his shirt starts riding way up after a few hours of eating and drinking. This has led to some confusion as Mai thinks he's got much more game with a bunch of burgers and beers in him, when in actuality it says more about the inclinations of some of the bar's patrons. After all, drunken pick-up lines punctuated with burps are not as effective as that overfed gut pressing into you.