The tank may be dinky, but the soldier doesn't look bad at all! Nice!

I looked at this pic and suddenly I remembered an old PS1 game I played called Tiny Tank. hehe, that was a fun game and the little guy had alot of attitude. ^_^

Heh, check the link I put below

That dog is packing heat in his pants ;3

Or...It doesn't matter size of the turret, It's how you use it!

And to think, I tried to show a bit of restraint with his size.

-B!

restraint is a crutch! or something of that nature informing you that large man parts are yummy.

Really, I had no idea Nature was trying to tell me that.
Nature just tends to talk to me about cheese... and how awesome it is...

-B!

"You can tell it's Mattel, It's Swell!"

and if you know about that, more power to ya.

heheeh just wait until he sees how Manpower is gona be downsized as well.

"Remember, Soldier! You Volunteered!!"

mmmmmmm cheese....

It is awesome...

"The power of cheese" advertisements always made me hungry... Not always for cheese mind you, but hungry none the less.

The one about the Moon was fantastic!

-B!

Based on my calculations if the moon was made of cheese the USA would have taken over the world by now with it's deadly cheese laser mounted cheese tanks of cheesy doom.

The thing in his pants could be used as a crutch too.

Haha! I wonder if he got enlisted quite well

WAIT! WAIT!

*flips some parts to make it a robot* that'd help y'know :U

I think the funniest part of this is the name you gave him. It made me lawl.

Yeah, I think that's true myslef.

-B!

But now I have to ask: Is he fuzzy, and does he indeed have a bottom that is brown?

Yes, yes he does.

-B!

I'm partial to the name Dean myself.

haha I like "Mr. Tanky"

Never underestimate the abilities of a tank, no matter the size. Does anybody remember Tiny Tank (from the PS1 game)?

It's not the size of your cannon that matters, it's how you use it!

I have an eighty millimeter cannon for a nose! *PTHOOM!"

haha funny on all 4 ideas ;D

Thanks!

I wasn't sure about any of them.

-B!

At least it has the element of surprise going for it. Nobody's going to notice the army of mini tanks until it's already too late.

i guess the "Aaaaaw hoh cute"-comment aint really his goals eh?

I don't even think his BULGE would fit in that thing. XD

NATO approved ablative armour codpiece FTW.

No... no it wouldn't fit.

-B!

Micro tank?

or

Macro soldier?

You make the call!

Somewhere in the DoD someone is saying to themselves "if we acutally built tanks on that scale we'd save fortune on gas and training..."

Never put any bad idea past the US military.

I want a tiny little tank like that.

No, if Hasbro won the contract, the tank would be "day glow orange" and "look like a happy meal toy."

Well it's a black and white picture... for all we know it's glowing neon green and can be see by the blind.

-B!

Oh yeah. Good point.

Aw jeez, after seeing this pic I can't help but share this clip ^_^;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLeEjMEGwLg

I loled

Yep, thats the little machine of death I remember. ^_^

Through that link you can find every cutscene from the game, let the hilarity ensue!

Visions of the movie "Spinal Tap" come to mind..
"This is a really great model, when do we get the full sized item?"
"This is it."
"What... this is not what we wanted! It's too small!"
"The drawing was on a napkin and this mark here means inches, it was clearly marked as inches"

Budget cuts? This is macro, he's just huge! ;)

It's all about perspective. If you put the tank a fair way behind the dude he can strike a big badass pose infront of the thing. That'll do ya. I like his pose. Emphasises the tiny. So your last pic was a lass being much bigger than the boys, and this one is about things being tinier than they should. Again the guys get size issues.

Also, just how big a tank do you need to oppress the pygmy stegosaurs of omicron lyrae?

It's the weapon of intimidation for the dictator on a budget. Maybe it's just for small-scale combat operations?

ooh! ooh! He could get two tanks and use them as roller skates. This would be awesome: Tank skates. Excuse me, I gotta go write a letter to the DoD.

-SP

Hmmm... tank boots...

-B!

Shades of the movie "Toys"

But what if it houses a micro tac-nuke?

That would make it cute... and disturbingly evil!

B!

The best combination of all!

And here I was thinking, "I knew we had platoons of squirrels to send at the insurgents, but when I heard we were building squirrel tank battalions..."

...It's not the size of the cannon that matters, it's how you use it...right?

Hooray for Hasbro! Don't give up, soldier! Maybe it transforms!

Possibly! But he's going to have to make the sound effects for it himself.

-B!

Another classic! Don't worry private, big things come in small packages.

Awwww, the poor guy.

big things do come in small packages.

Poor mister tanky

*giggles* I love your twisted mind ^_^ Nice one!
Mmm men in tight pants...uniforms..rawr!

Do pajamas count as uniforms?

-SP

No... no they don't, unless the print has a badge on them.

-B!

But his pants aren't supposed to be tight...

-B!

Damn, if you can do a pic with that old video game character 'tiny tank' that would be funny.

Wha wha wha wha whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Geheheh! x3

His Johnson is bigger than his Sherman.

*smirks*