Thank goodness I got out of the henchmen program when I did. The Monarch found out I could do .net programming and put me to work as a software designer for the new cocoon defense systems. Was in the middle of a commit when Brock F'in Samson busts in and starts plowing down guys left and right with his car! Seriously, if that wasn't bad enough, the boss starts shooting darts in the guys because he's in a bad mood. Lucky for me I had a push to the server to do and I didn't respond to the alert. Still, when I saw what happened, I put in my two weeks. I kept the sweet tie, though.

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