How embarrassing to have one's massive butt shaking involuntarily from side to side with each step, all eyes drawn to your gargantuan, callipygean rump and its sexy pendulum strut.

Oh my.

It is a compelling thought, isn't it?

Very much so!

You do know how to make a skunk blush!

I try my best!

Yeah, can't get that thought out of my head really of a big butt. Fantasizing about having and feeling all those sensations and not being able to control movement and feeling all the people eyes on my behind!

What an adorable situation for him to be in!

I've got clothing there a couple times. They are always respectful.

Yeah but do you think they would be respectful when a guy with no pants on come sneaking in?

I would hope that if the guy has something wrapped around his waist such as this fellow does and comes in and proudly announces,"I am in great need of pants. It is an emergency." They would be in response,"Good sir, I do see you are in indeed an emergency. Come this way to the pants, we should find a pair that suit you and your wide hips quite well." and they would find just the right pants for you.

IT'S NOT WORKING, IS IT?