well you knoe its gotta be cheap then :D hehe but seriously i love her eyes in this one :D

Thanks! If she were in color they're be a pale pale blue.

-B!

You do have a wonderful knack for making things look thoroughly busted and beaten up. Viewed too much warhammer artwork perhaps :-P

I like her, she's heavily armoured compared to other fighter ladies and I quite like her hairstyle. Also massive, overflowing boobs which, let's be honest, never hurts now does it? It's a shame she's not in a more flattering pose, though. Looking at her, those thighs, she's probably got a delectable figure. Also, she appears to be left handed.

-SP

Yeah, the pose isn't all that great, but I needed something pretty flat since she's standing there inspecting a large shield.

I might draw her again if people are liking her.

-B!

The pose does what it needs to do for the purpose of the piece. I'm just saying I wouldn't mind being able to appraise her assets. Aesthetic appreciation, if you will.

Blue eyed fighter babe with curvy hips and strong back feat? I wonder who would say they didn't like her... and whoever does will get a toast-shuriken between the eyes! I'm getting mental images of her stood on a hillock, the aftermath of battle surrounding her; silhouetted against the setting sun. Hair waiving in the wind. Possibly eating a sandwich.

-SP

The previous girl was the sandwich eater... I'm not sure about this one. ;)

-B!

That was grilled cheese. This lovely lady does not look like she's above having a nice sub every now and again. Plus, you know, battle is hungry work. Gotta keep your energy up. mmm sandwiches.

-SP

I don't think Grilled Cheese is for enery... I think it's for taste and then wanting to sit down and watch some TV afterwards. ;)

-B!

Battle for the sammich, perhaps.

There are few better reasons to fight the over a good sammich!

-B!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMfzUZNXRbE

Personally I prefer the Sandvich.

It does lead a life of action!

-B!

"You call that breaking my spine? Oh MY SPINE MY SPINE!"

hehe is that like when you send a dog to live on a farm? >.>

He's having a great time... I assure you!

Cahsing bunnies... and stuff...

-B!

>.> yes he was made into a sheep dog

But he was a corgi!

... >.>

Ships? Ye has ships? I didnae ken tha'

wa-hey!

-SP

Nac mac feegle!

You know I had someone try to seel me a "tested" bulletproof vest recently? Only had one owner...

Always be suspicous of second hand merchandise with a long history, as it always turns out to be defective or curesed or something. The ideal history the dealer should give you is that the previous owner just found a better item and sold this one to free up inventory space.

That's the thing with those refurbished models, they're cheaper but not quite as great as brand new. ;3

But you get what you pay for!

-B!

True dat, yo.

" Those reddish-brown stains? Uhm, BBQ sauce. Yeah! BBQ sauce!"

Second hands not bad...as long as there isn't any bits of the previous owner still in it! ^_^

I'm sure they're cleaned the back... or at least said it was a dried blood colored paint...

-B!

That makes it 'oorthentik anteek' and battle tested. *nods*

-SP

Oh yeah! Looks 'like' the real thing doens't it? ;)

-B!

That's a custom paint job. Most places would charge extra for that.

-SP

Oh yeah, totally!

Hmm... pimp my armor...

-B!

spinning rondels, gold chainmail, cooled drinks compartment in the ass, tft tv screens in the greaves, a satellite dish on the helmet, wifi antennae out the gorget, bling rings on the gauntlets. A go-faster stripes paintjob. Felt interior. Hydraulics in the souls of the shoes and a massive sub woof in the stomach. Also nipples on the breastplate. That pump out cheap alcohol.

I think I need to go take a few dozen baths, that just makes me feel unclean. ugh.

-SP

I think a spinning shield would be pretty sweet too!

And I'm glad you didn't leave out the need for a massive sub woofer!

-B!

Well, if this is D&D then equipment never actually suffers any damage unless someone intentionally tries to sunder it... so all those arrows could only ADD to the effectiveness! :D

He retired to "No country for old men."

Well, now we know why he retired. She is very cute and sexy. Love how you did her eyes.

At least the rest of her armor appears to be in working order...

Or are there more arrows sticking out of the back that we aren't seeing because of the POV?

Nah, they're all in the shield. The rest of the guys armor wasn't in any shape to resell... especailly since he's still pinned into it...

-B!

Got it. But like I said earlier, at least the rest of her armor looks good. :3

Thanks!

It's certainly holding her in, but I'm not sure if it'll keep the arrows out.

-B!

Should have gotten an armored corset. That'd throw the stats through the roof.

Ah well, I don't think the opponents would want to ruin such a perfect bust.

There is no such thing as second hand unless it's armor that works! She is least safe and sound though

Hmm, something tells me not to trust the salesman...

She's got a great expression, though you always do such wonderful expressions.

If she's still shopping, she should go for one that's a little longer and a little less curse induced ;p

i dont fancy her chances with that shield, i can tell you
I see what you mean now about yer fondness for battle damage.
Also likin the overly naive expression as to the shields previous owner

It's like buying tires from WalMart and having them install them. They are cheap but also likely to pop right off.

"I saved money!!" *dies*

She is cute. Any chance of us catching her taking a bath?

Hmmm... donno...

-B!

Hehe, Rule one of rpgs, Inspect your equipment before taking the option to be cheap... Saves lives... Rule two... Always bring a cleric.

Maybe she can try on a few more outfits... with a paying audience.

If the deal's too good to be true it usually is. Some people just can't resist a bargain.

Hopefully when they say retired to the country, they don't mean that the armor is cursed and it turned its last owner into a cow. XD

Maybe it was troll country?

Heh. So previous owner went and bought a farm, eh?

Well there's dirt involved... and he's certainly helping some plants grow now.

-B!