This image flew into my head while I was watching Markaplier ( I don't know why don't ask me, I'm weird. But anyways...

Seems like Kirk got himself into a situation tht he'd have liked to avoid, all he can remember before waking up strapped on the cold metal table is that he had just broken into some cruel rich guys house to steal any valuables that he could find. Guess he missed the alarm system going off alerting the Mansion's gaurd force to an intruder. They found the thief easily enough with quick security footage and knocked him out with a rough clink to the back of the head, I wonder what they plan to do with him... ;3