Story from AC past.. Went to Buca di Beppo; an Italian restaurant that serves "family" portions of their food. To give an example, the dish that the fettuccine alfredo came in was probably big enough to bathe an infant in. After dinner I had a pretty serious sweet tooth so I decided to order a chocolate cake for myself, thinking I could eat the whole thing.

About halfway through the cake I just couldn't eat anymore and I've got these numbnuts (Shawntae Howard, Eric Schwartz, Nick White, Malcolm Earle, Jay Naylor, and Todd Starr) yelling "Man up! Man up! Man up!" trying to get me to finish it and loving my reactions as I try to stomach each bite.