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What if Freddy's was a musical like Les Miserables?
Based on the song: One Day More
Just my latest post for tumblr.
Trying to keep that place balanced with stuff.
Plus, I was bored. Fortunately, Hagupit pass the Philippines (rather the area I live in) with out a threat. (still pretty cold and wet though)
Les Misérables © "2012" Tom Hooper, Tim Bevan Eric Fellner, Debra Hayward, Cameron Mackintosh William Nicholson, Alain Boublil, Claude-Michel Schönberg & Herbert Kretzmer. Based on (musical) Les Misérables by Claude-Michel Schönberg & Alain Boublil - (book) Victor Hugo "1862" ( Relativity Media, Working Title Films, Cameron Mackintosh Ltd. & Universal Pictures ™ )
Five Nights at Freddy’s 1 & 2 (characters) © “2014-2015” Scott Cawthon
OTHER REFERENCES & LOGO'S ARE COPYRIGHTED © & TRADEMARKED ™ TO THEIR RESPECTIVE OWNER, PRODUCTION, COMPANY & STUDIO
wolfjedisamuel © 014
Based on the song: One Day More
Just my latest post for tumblr.
Trying to keep that place balanced with stuff.
Plus, I was bored. Fortunately, Hagupit pass the Philippines (rather the area I live in) with out a threat. (still pretty cold and wet though)
Les Misérables © "2012" Tom Hooper, Tim Bevan Eric Fellner, Debra Hayward, Cameron Mackintosh William Nicholson, Alain Boublil, Claude-Michel Schönberg & Herbert Kretzmer. Based on (musical) Les Misérables by Claude-Michel Schönberg & Alain Boublil - (book) Victor Hugo "1862" ( Relativity Media, Working Title Films, Cameron Mackintosh Ltd. & Universal Pictures ™ )
Five Nights at Freddy’s 1 & 2 (characters) © “2014-2015” Scott Cawthon
OTHER REFERENCES & LOGO'S ARE COPYRIGHTED © & TRADEMARKED ™ TO THEIR RESPECTIVE OWNER, PRODUCTION, COMPANY & STUDIO
wolfjedisamuel © 014
Category All / Doodle
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File Size 2.63 MB
Welcome, M'seiu, sit yourself down,
home of the worst damn pizza in town!
Here days are short, here nights are long,
and don't dare ignore the toreador song!
His giggles, they are slow, eyes a hellish blue,
and we're certain he's preparing a suit... for... you....
Master of the house, giant robot bear,
Ceremony master with a rakish air,
Readying the suit, ordering his drones,
to do as they did to the guy behind that phone!
Masterwork of electronics, set to catch you by surprise,
and all that you will see is, Jesus, giant glowing robot eyes!
home of the worst damn pizza in town!
Here days are short, here nights are long,
and don't dare ignore the toreador song!
His giggles, they are slow, eyes a hellish blue,
and we're certain he's preparing a suit... for... you....
Master of the house, giant robot bear,
Ceremony master with a rakish air,
Readying the suit, ordering his drones,
to do as they did to the guy behind that phone!
Masterwork of electronics, set to catch you by surprise,
and all that you will see is, Jesus, giant glowing robot eyes!
On my own, with servos whirring round me...
In this room I watch the feeds till morning...
Without them, I hear Bizet behind me,
and when I lose my visual I fear that they will find me...
That one room with audio, no visual,
Watch your juice, the place is short on power,
remember, the hallways there that flank you,
I have no way of noticing the beasts that want to shank you...
and I know they'll stuff me in a suit,
fit to satisfy their base robotic whim...
And although in darkness I am blind,
Still I hope there's a way I'll live...
I hate them, but when the night is over,
they are gone, my heart has quit its quiver,
But midnight, the world around me changes,
the pizza place is desolate, the halls are full of dangers...
I hate this, but every day I'm learning,
how my life is barely worth a pfennig,
And how the Bite of '87,
the selfsame fate could conquer me at any time unknown!
This night watch...
From midnight... till six, I'm all alooone...
In this room I watch the feeds till morning...
Without them, I hear Bizet behind me,
and when I lose my visual I fear that they will find me...
That one room with audio, no visual,
Watch your juice, the place is short on power,
remember, the hallways there that flank you,
I have no way of noticing the beasts that want to shank you...
and I know they'll stuff me in a suit,
fit to satisfy their base robotic whim...
And although in darkness I am blind,
Still I hope there's a way I'll live...
I hate them, but when the night is over,
they are gone, my heart has quit its quiver,
But midnight, the world around me changes,
the pizza place is desolate, the halls are full of dangers...
I hate this, but every day I'm learning,
how my life is barely worth a pfennig,
And how the Bite of '87,
the selfsame fate could conquer me at any time unknown!
This night watch...
From midnight... till six, I'm all alooone...
I had a thread once where we spent the entire thing writing ribald lesbian BDSM parody lyrics to "Mary Poppins" songs. It's sadly on hold, as I lost the sheet of paper on which I had written "Eat the birds, tuppence a shag" before I could post it.
"Come eat the little birds, come if you dare, they're all too happy to screw! These lasses are thirsty, they've large derriéres, and they love to take orders from you."
"And if I scold and dominate you, always know it doesn't mean I hate you -
We'll make lovely spectacles and feel so free when you in our bed completely bow to me...
Hurry, my slave,
Many thanks,
Sincerely,
Bondage queen (who spanks)."
"Come eat the little birds, come if you dare, they're all too happy to screw! These lasses are thirsty, they've large derriéres, and they love to take orders from you."
"And if I scold and dominate you, always know it doesn't mean I hate you -
We'll make lovely spectacles and feel so free when you in our bed completely bow to me...
Hurry, my slave,
Many thanks,
Sincerely,
Bondage queen (who spanks)."
Mmmmmaster of Joint!
Prepper of the pie!
He's the animatronic who'll steal your eye!
Walker of the plank,
Mech who's in the know,
Better stay alert to enjoy his show!
Everybody loves the Foxy,
everybody's pirate friend!
Oh you'll watch those cameras but he'll get you in the end!
BOM BOM BOM
MASTER OF THE JOINT!
KEEPER OF THE ZOO!
Lost an ear and a gear or two!
RUNNIN' DOWN THE HALL
BANGIN' AT THE DOOR
Gets back behind the curtain when it's time for more!
Everybody runs from Foxy,
but he just wants to be your friend!
OH JESUS IT WOULD PLEASE US, BUT GOD HOW HE'LL SKIN YOU IN THE END!
Prepper of the pie!
He's the animatronic who'll steal your eye!
Walker of the plank,
Mech who's in the know,
Better stay alert to enjoy his show!
Everybody loves the Foxy,
everybody's pirate friend!
Oh you'll watch those cameras but he'll get you in the end!
BOM BOM BOM
MASTER OF THE JOINT!
KEEPER OF THE ZOO!
Lost an ear and a gear or two!
RUNNIN' DOWN THE HALL
BANGIN' AT THE DOOR
Gets back behind the curtain when it's time for more!
Everybody runs from Foxy,
but he just wants to be your friend!
OH JESUS IT WOULD PLEASE US, BUT GOD HOW HE'LL SKIN YOU IN THE END!
Thank you! I love the pic!
...Also at this point Mangle would come in to sing the other half of the song ;)
I used to dream I'd be a star! In cartoons, films and prints!
But oh sweet Foxy, have you seen what's happened since?
Master of the Cove, not a job I'd want,
now I dangle from the ceiling and scream and haunt.
Designed just for the kids,
Hands-on puzzle fun,
You think Foxy is a scream?
Well you'd better run!
What a cruel rut we're stuck in,
how could this have been my fate?!
God knows how I'm still functional
when all my engineers are -EIGHT-!
BOM BOM BOM
(Chorus Continues)
Ends with
EVERYBODY RUN FROM FOXY!
AND EVERYWHERE MANGLE MAY ROVE!
Foxy: EVERYBODY RAISE A HOOK!
*CHEERS*
Mangle: AND BE BLOODY CAREFUL WHERE YOU LOOK!
*CHEERS*
EVERBODY RUN LIKE HELL FROM THE MASTER OF COVE!!!
...Also at this point Mangle would come in to sing the other half of the song ;)
I used to dream I'd be a star! In cartoons, films and prints!
But oh sweet Foxy, have you seen what's happened since?
Master of the Cove, not a job I'd want,
now I dangle from the ceiling and scream and haunt.
Designed just for the kids,
Hands-on puzzle fun,
You think Foxy is a scream?
Well you'd better run!
What a cruel rut we're stuck in,
how could this have been my fate?!
God knows how I'm still functional
when all my engineers are -EIGHT-!
BOM BOM BOM
(Chorus Continues)
Ends with
EVERYBODY RUN FROM FOXY!
AND EVERYWHERE MANGLE MAY ROVE!
Foxy: EVERYBODY RAISE A HOOK!
*CHEERS*
Mangle: AND BE BLOODY CAREFUL WHERE YOU LOOK!
*CHEERS*
EVERBODY RUN LIKE HELL FROM THE MASTER OF COVE!!!
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