I just want that ham! by gilda -- Fur Affinity [dot] net

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By gilda,
posted 11 years ago coolest griffon

Yeah, I'm gonna fight you over it, dweeb. I want that meat!

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Zeromancer ~zeromancer

Watcher

11 years ago

You gotta want it! :V

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

I want that meat!

LavShep ~lavshep

Fursuit Maker

11 years ago

GIGGITY

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

Weirdo!

Zeromancer ~zeromancer

Watcher

11 years ago

LavShep ~lavshep

Fursuit Maker

11 years ago

GILDA IS GOING DOWN IN THIS FIGHT! One push and you'll be tripping over that chain.

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

Yeah I gotta admit, I am a bit on the light side. I gotta be able to fly, y'know? But I'm still gonna win this fight!

Writer

11 years ago

Careful, Gilda, or you could end up with striped fur and feathers eating stuff like that.

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

Nah! I've .. uh ... "eaten" Rainbow Dash, and I didn't end up with rainbow feathers!

dracosilv ~dracosilv

Watcher

11 years ago

Oooh.. so you've.. shown her a good time eh?

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

What do you think we were doing before Dash's "new friend" Stinkie Pie showed up and decided to completely ruin my life? Dork.

dracosilv ~dracosilv

Watcher

11 years ago

You mean you two were.. in a 'relationship'?

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

You haven't figured that out yet? Why do you think I'm SO MAD at Stinkie Pie, Dash and her stupid friends for completely ditching me? One day I had my best and only friend by my side, the next day she's gone forever.

dracosilv ~dracosilv

Watcher

11 years ago

You mean you two were in love and the others.. dragged her away from that?

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

Pretty much. Dash didn't exactly think everything through there, did she?! I know she still has griffon fever.

dracosilv ~dracosilv

Watcher

11 years ago

O./////.O wow.. i didn't know you swung that way!

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

Yeah whatever! I know what I like, okay?!

dracosilv ~dracosilv

Watcher

11 years ago

Oh gilda.. its kinda cute how much of a crush you have on lil ol dashie!

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

Crush!? No way. She has a crush on me! We all know how much Dashie loves the griffons!

dracosilv ~dracosilv

Watcher

11 years ago

But.,,, you've gotta love her back... that's how.. love works gilda!

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

Ok fine. I kinda do. BUT DON'T TELL HER, OKAY?!

dracosilv ~dracosilv

Watcher

11 years ago

Okay.. *winks and gives your shoulder a light 'bro-punch'*

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

Either way, they seem to have completely forgotten about me. Jerks.

dracosilv ~dracosilv

Watcher

11 years ago

aww.. well *I* haven't. *smiles and gives you a hug*

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

But.. you're not Dash

dracosilv ~dracosilv

Watcher

11 years ago

I know.. but I still care about you.. *blushes slightly*

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OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

PROVE IT

dracosilv ~dracosilv

Watcher

11 years ago

*blushes slightly and kisses you deeply on the beak*

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

Gross!

dracosilv ~dracosilv

Watcher

11 years ago

Aww.. *blushes slightly* why is it gross when I do it.. but not when you do it?

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

Because you're not me!

dracosilv ~dracosilv

Watcher

11 years ago

Gilda... you seriously aren't worried that you're going to be alone for this hearth's warming eve?

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

... wouldn't be the first time

dracosilv ~dracosilv

Watcher

11 years ago

*sits down next to you* Well this year will be the first you won't. *snuggles next to you*

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

This is weird!

dracosilv ~dracosilv

Watcher

11 years ago

Gilda.. you just need someone.. to care for you.. *smiles and looks up at you*

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

You can start by getting me like... a pound of catnip!

dracosilv ~dracosilv

Watcher

11 years ago

Now gilda.. I'll oblige, but.. on one condition.. i don't need you all 'nipped up when the holidays come round, okay? S'better when you're with friends. *smiles*

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

Dude, I need that 'nip to just make it through the holidays. Blame Stinkie Pie. I can't handle it any more!

dracosilv ~dracosilv

Watcher

11 years ago

What exactly about it's got your feathers all ruffled?

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

EVERYTHING. Stupid ponies. Stupid Dash!

dracosilv ~dracosilv

Watcher

11 years ago

Why don't you ask if you might attend one of their winter festivities? The worst that could happen.. well.. is that nothing changes...

So.. you've got nothing to lose.. and everything to gain Gilda. *smiles*

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

I got a reputation of AWESOMENESS to maintain. I can't be seen sucking up to all those pony dweebs!

dracosilv ~dracosilv

Watcher

11 years ago

Gilda... think about it.. you.. 'not sucking up' has left you miserable.. and alone. Is that /REALLY/ the best way to be?

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

Still not doing it!

dracosilv ~dracosilv

Watcher

11 years ago

why /NOT/?

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

Because all those jerks hate me!

dracosilv ~dracosilv

Watcher

11 years ago

Gilda... hate is a strong word... They may hate or dislike something.. but its not /exactly/ you they dislike... its... how you react is what. I'm... just trying to help out.. and mend bridges and the like...

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

Pretty sure I burned that bridge a long time ago.

dracosilv ~dracosilv

Watcher

11 years ago

You sure? *snuggles next to you*

Hey gilda? *gives you a kiss on the beak* happy hearths-warming-eve!

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

I... uh... Thanks.

dracosilv ~dracosilv

Watcher

11 years ago

You're welcome. *smiles and hands you a box*

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

What's this?!

dracosilv ~dracosilv

Watcher

11 years ago

Open it! *smiles* ^.==.^

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

*shredshredshred*

dracosilv ~dracosilv

Watcher

11 years ago

*you see a small silver pendant and a little plushie dashie 'doll', one that has a zipper on its belly and exuding the smell of catnip*

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

You don't know how much I'm going to lick that plush... Don't ask, it's a cat thing okay?!

dracosilv ~dracosilv

Watcher

11 years ago

*nods* You don't need to say anymore.. I know all about how catnip makes felines.. quite happy-happy...

and... well.. the bellyzipper on it.. is so you can refresh the catnip within when it grows faint.

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

Oh don't worry, I've got enough to last me a long time. What's the silver thing?

dracosilv ~dracosilv

Watcher

11 years ago

Its a locket.. open it!

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

Is there catnip inside??

dracosilv ~dracosilv

Watcher

11 years ago

No.. but that's what the plushie is for... for your catnip fix...

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

Alright.. no catnip then. Opening it up. Really needs more nip tho!

dracosilv ~dracosilv

Watcher

11 years ago

*you see a photo of both you and rainbow dash*

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

*sighs and tears up a bit*

I.. really need her back.

dracosilv ~dracosilv

Watcher

11 years ago

*smiles and wraps a paw around your shoulder* I know.. I'll help if you want..

OP

coolest griffon

10 years ago

Hmfh. I don't know if that's gonna happen, dude. It's been a while. I can't stop thinking about her though.

dracosilv ~dracosilv

Watcher

10 years ago

Well call me a hopeless dreamer, but I always look towards the bright side of things.. And you'll never know if she feels the same way as you if you don't go out and /tell/ her that.

Writer

11 years ago

...that you can see.

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

Nope, still eagle and lion here!

romainbowen22 ~romainbowen22

Photographer

11 years ago

this a hard one of get the meat

Fursuiter

11 years ago

Gilda is best pony

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

Of course I am!

Andy_Fox ~andyfox

Toony Artist

11 years ago

Ah! Now I know what to dangle on a pole in front of you when I'm sitting on your back!

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

Rainbow Dash is fine too.

stunter101 ~stunter101

Photographer

11 years ago

go for that big meat!

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

I'm trying! He's not giving it to me like he's supposed to, though!

nevermint ~nevermint

Fursuiter

11 years ago

A ham for a ham

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

Gimme!

nevermint ~nevermint

Fursuiter

11 years ago

Only if you provide the mustard.

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

I think I stol... er, borrowed some mustard one time! I'll have to find it!

nevermint ~nevermint

Fursuiter

11 years ago

Well go get it!

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

I don't trust you! You're gonna eat the whole thing before I get back!

nevermint ~nevermint

Fursuiter

11 years ago

If you don't get the mustard I will, now get going!

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

Gimme the ham, then I'll go get the mustard.

nevermint ~nevermint

Fursuiter

11 years ago

No. Get the damn mustard before I make you sing the Oscar Myer Wiener song.

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

I ain't singin nothing for you!

nevermint ~nevermint

Fursuiter

11 years ago

GET THE MUSTARD!

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

YOU get the mustard!

nevermint ~nevermint

Fursuiter

11 years ago

I've got the ham. You get the mustard

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

NO, I HAVE THE HAM! You get the mustard!

nevermint ~nevermint

Fursuiter

11 years ago

No you don't!

AngelBlancoArts ~angelblancoarts

Anthro Artist

11 years ago

Aww. <:P
*gives you a honey-glazed ham* X3

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

THIS IS MY HAM

sammypanther ~sammypanther

Fursuiter

11 years ago

FIGHT!!

Patty Thundersnow ~penguinator24

Writer and Nature Photographer

11 years ago

If you want that ham, just take it.

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

I'm trying!

Patty Thundersnow ~penguinator24

Writer and Nature Photographer

11 years ago

I would have just drug down his arm and took it.

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

Easy for you to say, couch potato!

Patty Thundersnow ~penguinator24

Writer and Nature Photographer

11 years ago

I could get that ham before you could.

OP

coolest griffon

11 years ago

Good luck! That dweeb is a jerk!

Patty Thundersnow ~penguinator24

Writer and Nature Photographer

11 years ago

Sweep his leg. Of course that would be a bit dangerous.

Alastor_Knight_Le_Skunk ~alastorknightleskunk

Writer

10 years ago

Nobody can resist the allure of HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM.

OP

coolest griffon

10 years ago

Do you know how hard it is to get meat in Equestria!?

Alastor_Knight_Le_Skunk ~alastorknightleskunk

Writer

10 years ago

Just gotta know where to look.

OP

coolest griffon

10 years ago

Well, none of you ponies eat it!

Alastor_Knight_Le_Skunk ~alastorknightleskunk

Writer

10 years ago

I'm technically not a pony, specifically speaking. ;3

OP

coolest griffon

10 years ago

Well what are you then?!

Alastor_Knight_Le_Skunk ~alastorknightleskunk

Writer

10 years ago

A sorcerer, I just happen to also be a bipedal skunk. We're omnivorous, you see.

OP

coolest griffon

10 years ago

Sounds like griffon food!.... if I weren't in Equestria. Part of the deal of us living here is that we aren't really supposed to snack on the local critters.

Alastor_Knight_Le_Skunk ~alastorknightleskunk

Writer

10 years ago

Eh. Wait, you mean you're not SUPPOSED to? Not that you can't, per se, but you're just "not supposed to"? ;)

OP

coolest griffon

10 years ago

We can probably get away with it if no pony is watching!

Alastor_Knight_Le_Skunk ~alastorknightleskunk

Writer

10 years ago

And more than likely, nopony is able to watch quite often...

OP

coolest griffon

10 years ago

We're not supposed to talk about it either around them! They find it really gross. I find it DELICIOUS.

Alastor_Knight_Le_Skunk ~alastorknightleskunk

Writer

10 years ago

Admittedly? I've done it once. Filled me up nicely, but I was WAY hungry at the time and there was NOTHING else around so I guess it was more out of necessity than anything.

OP

coolest griffon

10 years ago

I'm half eagle, half lion. Hunting is pretty natural for my kind!

Alastor_Knight_Le_Skunk ~alastorknightleskunk

Writer

10 years ago

Indeed, it's SO much easier and filling.

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