Jesus fuck, you bunch of goobers, lay off a little, alright?

I'm one of the very, very few that does not, does not plan on, and probably never will slash anything, ever. It just doesn't appeal to me in the least. So stop asking.

And no, it doesn't mean I'm homophobic.

And no, it doesn't mean I won't comment or favorite a well-drawn, well-thought out picture involving slash. I don't put my entire focus on subject matter.