The Turtleburger species have really plain burgers attached to their backs. It only consists of cheddar cheese on a beef patty between sesame seed buns. This is because they are allergic to other ingredients and they need to be as light as possible so they can run from everything that's out to eat it. Because of how delicious and easy it is to get one, poaching of these animals is very common. The cheeseburger of these beasts can be easily dismembered and sold as a freshly made cheeseburger. Its cheaper, healthier, and more tastier then making one from scratch. These beautiful animals are becoming extinct quickly but sadly, no one knows of its existence. They will soon fade away as one of natures most convenient food stuffs. :(

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