She does look delicious...I'd gobble her down if I wasn't positive she'd beat the crap out of me when I approached...

Yes

Like a sloppy joe sandwich

Messy with bits falling on the floor?

-B!

Exactly!

Wait... no, ew... can I change my reply?

Ew. She is full of indigestible ink.

Only in the arm/shoulder. Her side, loin, back and haunch look pretty tasty.

-SP

But the best meat's in the rump, and we don't know if she's got anything there.

-B!

B-man, you know what needs to be done. It'll be tough, I won't lie to you, there may be casualties, but it's worth the risk. Are you a bad enough dude?

Goodluck and godspeed.

-SP

those eyes are irresistable X3

O.O

I wanna see her hams...!!!

Why am I not surprised?

-B!

Because I is completely and totally predictable...? Or because I issa Ass Foxie...?

Yep.

But that does not tell me which of the two is the giveaway...

such big beautifull eyes :D almost makes me not mention that some blowing needs to be done before anything else :D almost :D hehe awesome man :D

I see what you did there. Nice.

-SP

Heh heh heh!

-B!

Baked ham. That or the kind where you roast the whole pig on a spit over an open fire for several hours.

that or wrap the whole thing in tinfoil n stuff it in a small bonfire for 8hours >.> though depends on how big the pig is XD i was at a rendezvous in minnesota and next to our camp there was another group doing a civil war reenactment, the roasted a 800pound pig that way, they stuck it in the fire round 9in the morning and finally pulled it out round 8-9 at night, i wondered over and asked for some =3 they had SO much roasted pig they brought the leftovers and fed both camps and still had left overs >.> i was content with my whole hog shank XD it twere nummeh!

They add any spices or was au natural?

nope, just a big ass pig wrapped in tinfoil stuffed in a fire all day O.o;

Of course I'm going to eat you my dear and quite frankly I'm not sure who's going to enjoy it more?

Big...Bool? O.o??

Big Bad.

Ah. X3

Tiny tiny writing...

But my dad writes with smaller letters than I do.

-B!

Oh, she's s BRICK!
HOUSE!
She's mighty-tasty,
Just lettin' it all hang out!

Never before have I wanted to try pork so much...

wouldn't mind a taste of her >.>

Hehe, depends on what she means by 'eat me'. ;3

I'm glad the subtleties of innuendo were not lost.

-SP

He's a sharp on he is!

-B!

*bows* :3

I love the expression on her face, it so hurt and sad, and yet I can't shake the feeling that its just the prelude to a savage beating.

The piercings and tattoos just mean she's a little feisty. I don't see how that's a problem. Though the eyes may be deceptive, I don't see any knuckle dusters.

-SP

I think she's being coy, luring Big Bad into eating her... or there will be hell to pay!

-B!

No matter how cute the eyes (good job btw) nor how busty, well-proportioned or punky, I could never see a piggy as desirable. Other than as bacon or ham or something. Simply because I grew up with the muppet show and miss piggy still scares the ever-loving crap outta me. Not in a horror kind of way, but in the bantam, will-crush-your-soul kind of way. She's not so much a lady as a force of nature and no psychological dam, barrier or defense will hold under her pressure.

Let's see now. Skull, Anarchy, rose, shark, dad heart, daisy things, larger daisy, mario star. No apples?

I think I'll have bacon for lunch today. In your honor, B.

-SP

Why do I get the feeling that she's saying that to Shred?

Win.

I'm glad someone made the connection.

I hadn't even thought of that!
Great idea.

-B!

MMM yes

Yup

Oh lordie. The Tattoo is win... but kinda dooms her. ^_^;

Awwww dang!

-B!

Sexual innuendo!

*Phil Sebbin voice* HaHAAAAAA...pork.

I'd pork her!

uggghhhhh

No spit-roast the pig jokes yet huh? Oh well. Great design and line work as ususal.

I think this is one of the few times where the piggy might blow the big bad.... 's house. Down.

Oh she just might!

-B!

Too bad his load was made of straw... instead of bricks. Or sticks. Could you imagine a load of sticks? A bundle, maybe?

While the roof not be made of grass I'm sure she's got some in the house.

-B!

...aw, nuts, you beat me to the joke.

I've missed some chances by months, myself.

She's so hot you could cook bacon on her stomach.

...Yes...In a way...

Oh don't look at me like that! It won't be that bad! I do wonders with my tongue

mmMMMmm grade A bacon, even comes with its own well designed seal of approval :P
nice work mate, lovin those tats (typo? decide for yourself :3)

Aw, so tasty, but so not kosher. :(

You live!

-B!

I'll show her my 'Big Bad' if you know what I mean.
Had to.

Nice piggy

*twitches* ....oh i'd eat her, and then some....

Gah, i gotta stop giving into my wolfish instincts!

She's too cute to eat though.

But I'm sure she wants at least a little eating.

-B!

great job Drake

He'll eat her, alright, but only if she huffs and puffs and blows him down first.

...aw, crap, I actually thought my joek was clever and it was already done TWICE. Thbbt.

It's okay, it happens!

-B!

Oh could those eyes get any bigger? Oh she's so cute I could just eat her out...I mean up...
Eat her up, that's what I meant to say.

Yes, yes they could be bigger, but only if she lived on a low light world and evolution didn't compensate with better hearing.

-B!