"if you fits, you sits" will have to make some excuses for your loaf XP

Max makes no excuses for anything he does.
If he wants to sits, he sits. No fits needed.

gee and I thought his people were jolly XP

I want to pet the kittyloaf now. X3

I think.....it's...more of a ...Mound. That....yeeeah That there be a Mound O Cat.

His nickname is Lumpy.
He's a bowling ball with fur... and, claws. Never forget the tuna hooks for claws.

I have to take a picture but he is a spitting image of my cat Az, he's 25 pounds of black pissed off kitty. he loafs, mounds and otherwise takes up my whole desk when i'm trying to work >,, But he's my baby. ^_^

He's just a Really big cat though. He does have the belly fat that most male cats get after being nutered, but he's also Very active and strong. holy crap is he stgrong!
But when he wants to spread, he does! Like...butter.My ex used to joke that he ate bears for breakfast o,O

Hah! Max is eighteen pounds of fuzzy, mellowness. He's got resting cat face in the picture because I disturbed him (do you know how long it takes for him to get turbed in the first place?) but he's really sweet and chill.
If he's on your lap and you are brushing him, he will purr wildly and then melt into a liquid.
He only gets uppity when the other cat tries to mess with him and then they play Talk to the Paw.

Awww your cat sounds like an adorable big lump o love!