Here's my birthday present to myself, I originally bought this for our company holiday party which was Star Wars themed but it didn't arrive in time. Thanks for nothing Amazon Prime - if you were in charge of the transformers we'd all be enslaved by the Walmart.com decepticons by now.

Oh and my hair/beard is orange/red now - has been since the Netherlands trounced nearly everybody in the World Cup this year - excepting Germany and Argentina of course. I dyed it orange in June and didn't really have an exit strategy so it remains this color.

Sorry about the poor framing of this photo, my arms are not as long as that guy from the Master of the Flying Guillotine so it's hard to take proper self portraits.

Best - friggin - hoodie - ever