Hey everybody! Meet Phil. I cannot claim responsibility for Phil. He's the product of my husband's mind after reading copious amounts of whining via several handy internet sources. No, Phil is not meant to target anyone in particular. He's simply a representation of one of the more annoying facets of fandom, from which I'm sure we've all experienced (or suffered) at some time or other. Any resemblance to any character, living, dead, or in full flame, is purely coincidental. ^_^ Yes, folks, it's a joke. Are you laughing yet? Well? Are you? Laugh, damn you! Laugh!!!!!11111one+shift =P