(uh... don't ask.)

(country song?)
(needs better names)
(Perhaps inspired by the tune of the song that says 'rockin girls go wild'?)

(Chorus?)

Still can't believe I was mistaken
By this guy Brandon, to be gay.
He always hung on my friend Bob,
They were both such flaming tarts.
But one day while I was talking
With my best friend named Bruce,
Brandon walked o'er to us 'n' said
"Can't tear you two apart."

He said "Man, you two are close"
I said "Yeah, we're best friends.
"We've been together since childhood, we always share our whits.
He said "There is no reason,
"To hide your love from me,
"I know that you're best friends with benefits."

****Chorus****

One night in this old tavern,
I saw Brandon talk with Bob,
Brandon left, Bob collapsed,
Like he stab Bob with a knife.
I knew he needed more than booze,
So I walked over to him.
He said "I can't believe that happened,
"I'll be alone for life."

I said "You boyfriend doesn't deserve you,
And there's others in the sea,
Just because you can't have Ben, doesn't mean you can't be free."
He said "He is not my boyfriend,
"He just came to let me know,
"Last night the girl I love cheated on me."

****Chorus****

That same day I told Bruce,
'n' said he should talk with Bob.
Share his tips and tricks for girls,
He could be Bob's saving grace.
He said "You know I like our talks,
"Even more than I like beer,
"But why am I the one you ask,
"About the fairer race?"

I said "Bruce...
"you're the straightest man I know.
"You always have the answers, and you've got gals waiting in line."
He said "'bout them women,
"I am glad that I could help,
"But me and my dear houseband are doin' fine."

****Chorus****

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Chorus:

Some guys go after girls.
Some guys go after guys.
Don't just assume you know,
'cause if you do you'll be wrong half the time.