"See, if you stretch out like this, you have more room in your tummy for food. Trust me, I know what I'm doing."

-- Words of wisdom from Viande

Famous last words, probably. Anyone remember the fat guy in Monty Python's Meaning of Life? Yeah.

On another note, this is pretty terrible but I wanted to draw something christmas-y real quick! Played with a different pose a bit and wanted to slap a background in there, too. The pose looks a lot worse with the sweater on, but whatever. I will stop complaining now. (I literally complain on every submission, I'm sorry)