So here's an ancient thing I dug up recently! It's badly written and very much a wish-fulfillment story from my teenage years, although my mom did write reassurances that I was going to be famous in between pages! :) I do remember there being a part before this that involved a trip to the hospital for these "bumps", with crazy results ensuring that he was sent home because doctors apparently do that these days.

Read at your own risk, and maybe I'll post the other 2 paragraph long stories that are in the same memo pad at some time in the future....