And here it is, my Christmas story and return. I once again said the words "It'd be short" and it wasn't. Well this one took a lot more focus and frustration since I had a theme going. Let's just say I don't want to be rhyming anymore for a long while. This is also a gift to my friends who are there for me. I really hope you like it and that I haven't lost my touch too bad.


Christmas Day Hooray!

Tis Christmas morning of the year 2014. It’s the holiday season oh so full of smiles and cheers. Christmas is truly best when spent with your peers. If you’re expecting a rhyming tale, fat chance, because I’m bound to fail. Our story opens up with Enuna and Dee, as they walk through temperatures below the average Celsius degree. Joining them was a black hedgehog, whom treats those beneath him like a dog. A silver hedgehog also accompanied them, and within his hand he held a special gem. Wait a second am I rhyming? Oh shit I better get ready, cause for this tale I’ll need to start priming.

The trio arrived at one specific home. Outside was a local twin tailed fox that seemed to roam. The group was outside the residence that belonged to Jay. A locked door and security system seemed to keep the group at bay. Inside the house rested the sleepy head. Why couldn't he just wake his ass up and get out of bed? The group had a plan for this special day, a Christmas feast for everyone, hooray.

“Hi everyone! What are you doing here?” The fox asked curiously.

Shadow huffed and responded. “We’re here because these two wanted to spend time with some joke of a friend.” He then gestured to the human girl Dee and husky Enuna. They simply waved back uncomfortably, clearly not sharing Shadow’s opinion.

“How come you’re sitting outside Tails?” Dee asked, confused as to why the fox had to stand out in the cold.

And so the fox told a short tale about how he had no choice but to bail. The insatiable appetite of the mobian species was so great, but really not the best kind of trait. Jay invested some money for an early chistmas gift, and man did it cause a tonal shift. For you see he had now held onto a fox whistle, which when blown really caused Tails' fur to bristle. The pitch of the whistle caused the fox boy pain, so Jay wouldn't get eaten oh so soon again. Jay wasn't as open or willing as the rest of his friends, for his heart on the subject was at odds and ends.

“That sounds really painful.” The pink husky responded.

“I know you get carried away, but him hurting your ears is pretty jerkish.” Dee added.

“So what’s the big deal? Just bust down the door and take on that weak human.” Shadow argued.

“Look I don’t really want to cause someone misery.” Tails retorted. “If he wants to be left alone then so be it. I mean no one likes being picked on.

“Well not talking out your issues is another bad thing. Besides I can get us in without breaking anything.” Silver told the group.

With the magical gem in his hand, the silver telekinetic hedgehog used a special technique of a familiar brand. Chaos control he called out. Hopefully this whole confrontation would not turn into some sort of bout. Once the trio was inside the home of Jay, they hoped to convince the man of the right of way. The house was above average size. It didn't look half bad to the guys. It was 11:00am in the morning, with the atmosphere giving the oddest sense of a forewarning. Without a moment’s notice there was a quiet thump, and soon enough Shadow the Hedgehog felt a bump. A small cat rubbed against his leg. Shadow wanted someone to take it away, but with his pride he would not beg. The cat’s actions were out of character and didn't make much sense, but this is fanfiction, don’t be so dense.

“Oh hey look Shadow, you made a new friend.” Silver joked with a snicker. He knew Shadow wasn't a fan of cute or love.

“You know now that I see you two together, it’s funny how she has darker fur colour and chest fur like you Shadow.” Tails pointed out.

“So it’s this the cat version of Shadow?” Dee asked, poking a little fun herself.

“There are no other versions of me. I made sure of that.” Shadow proclaimed to everyone.

Silver picked up on something odd once the cat flopped over to her side. “So if we’re doing comparisons, did anyone notice the cat has white crotch fur?”

“I clearly don’t have that. I also don’t particularly enjoy being compared to a fur ball.” Shadow said annoyed. The cat then left him and went to its scratching post. She was a quiet cat unlike most.

“Well maybe you've done some manscaping down there on your carpet.” Tails said. His eyes then widened and he covered his mouth. He kept his head down in shame.

“Did you just make a Jay joke?” Dee asked.

“No I swear it was an accident. I don’t do lame jokes.” The fox responded, repressing his previous statement.

“I’m pretty sure you just made a lame private joke he would. We all heard it.” Enuna replied.

“So then, you going to make some pothead jokes about me too?” Silver mocked with a grin.

The foxes face went red. He didn't want to look at anyone and covered his head. “No, it’s too lame of a joke. It’s been beaten to death. I swear it was just a reflex. It was seared into my brain somehow.”

Shadow played along, after all it seemed like fun. “Or how about that I'm an emo and cut myself, or maybe I’m the Vegeta of the group. Will you stoop to those jokes?”

“Or how I’m the Trunks of the group.” Silver added.

The foxes tails swished a bit. Now more than ever he looked like a young kit. His face remained red, while also full of dread. He could only think of one thing to say, and just maybe those words would make things go his way.

“Er…I think we can all agree it must have come from something I ate.” The twin tailed fox said before arching his face parallel to the others.

A smile formed on the group’s faces, one for all their races. A laugh was shared among the group, as I’m sure once in a while, everyone can get a laugh at one dupe.

Now that they've had their fun and jokes after getting inside, it was time to put away the comments that were oh so very snide. Oh who am I kidding, they were probably just getting started. They were headed for Jay, and so towards him the group quickly darted. Just parallel from the kitty cat’s cage was the room they seek. So they took a peak, and man did it reek. Natural smell or the messy room with the video game consoles and clothing scattered, I’d say it was all but agreed that no one was flattered. Those with sensitive noses had it the worst. They covered their noses then cursed. There one male slept lazily in his bed, the only part visible being his head. Jay’s hours were very horrible. They were nothing short of deplorable.

“Ugh is anyone sure the cat didn't use this room as a litter box?” Dee asked with her now nasally sounding voice.

“I’m pretty sure since the litter box is right across from the hall from us.” Enuna replied, also covering her snout.

“I wouldn't be surprised if this imbecile had to use one himself.” The black hedgehog insulted.

“The body of a 19 year old, with tidying effectiveness of a 5 year old child.” Silver added.

“Is everyone going to keep busting my balls?” a groggy voice spoke.

The sleepy head woke up from his sleep, and now it looks like he was now done counting sheep. Jay gazed upon the group of unhappy friends, but would he now have to make amends? Staring at the group who might just want to give him hell, the man child hid under his covers, like it were his own turtle shell. The telekinetic hedgehog was not having this, so with his powers he removed Jay’s covers, putting an end to his sleeping bliss.

“Can I get like…2 or 3 more hours please?” Jay asked. He then sat up and rubbed his eyes.

“Well I’d normally just leave you be, but it’s Christmas day, so maybe just this once you’ll let us have things our way?” Enuna asked. “Wait did I just rhyme?”

“I was never good with rhymes. I just can’t get with the times.” Dee retorted. “Hey wait I just did too.”

“It’s an interesting offer but I think I’ll say no, so out the door and off you go.” Jay responded with his right index finger gestured to the door. “Oh great now it’s contagious.”

“I think I've got the antidote for this and the prescription is lead.” Shadow said as he pulled out a .45 pistol. “The next person to start rhyming after this one will be shot dead.”

After a moment of silence the brown messy haired Jay spoke. “So when you say after this one, did you mean mine or yours, cause if you meant mine then you now have to shoot yourself.”

The black hedgehog grinned. “This is the season of giving, so just for that allow me to give you a present in the knee caps.”

Jay jumped out of bed and went behind Dee for cover and protection. That was Jay's hiding section “Away with you fowl creature. Don’t make me use my shield.”

Dees fist clenched before giving Jay a hard right to the back of his head. “You were asking for a smack.”

“Owie.” Jay said while rubbing his head. He laid on the ground feeling like soon he might be dead. “It was a joke Dee, it’s always been a joke…Ok that time with Static was to get you eaten instead, but hey it was you or me.”

“Can we go downstairs already?” Enuna asked, breaking up the fight. “There’s more room downstairs, and it doesn't smell.”

Jay smirked. “Well if you have an issue to take up with me, how about we SETTLE IT IN SMAAAAAAAAAAASH!”

Shadow clenched his grip on his gun. In a few seconds he might just make Jay run. “Forget that stupid game. I was promised a Christmas Dinner, and if you weren't needed, I’d already be having it.”

Jay paused for a moment’s notice. He was silent like the flower white lotus. Thinking of a comeback was his game, and right now he was about to make his claim. “So…is the game stupid cause you suck at it, or is it cause you remained assist trophy status?”

In a moments’ notice, the black hedgehog made his move. No human was going to ruin his groove. Jay was very lucky it was Christmas day; otherwise there would have been nothing to keep Shadow at bay. The black hedgehog hoisted up the person he deemed annoying, it took a lot in him to not kill the human he felt like destroying. It also helped that Enuna was there, otherwise there might not have been nothing left to spare. Shadow carried the bed head down the stairs, with Dee following suit since she cares. Tails and Enuna also followed suit, as they had to make sure Shadow would not decide to shoot. It was time to get things rolling. After Shadow tossed the oaf on the nearest couch, it was time to put an end to the trolling.

“Damn you guys are rough. I just wanted to sleep.” Jay complained.

“Well you did use a whistle on me. You know those whistles really hurt my ears.” Tails said, groaning at the mere thought of the horrible sounds.

“I don’t even want to imagine that.” Enuna said while wincing. “My ears are probably just as sensitive.”

“It feels like a stinging sensation in your brain, as well as a headache.” Tails lectured through some quick hand gestures. “Unlike humans and hedgehogs, we canines and vulpine have sensitive ears.”

“Well it’s my version of self defense, after all I don’t have super powers like any of you.” Jay argued.

Silver sighed having enough of the fighting. He wanted to get straight to uniting. Christmas is just one time a year and for once he didn't want to spend it in fear.

“You know. I don’t get much of a Christmas. The future for most of my life was a desolate place. No friends, no birthdays, no celebrations, just misery. Here in the past everyone is lucky. You all live in albeit a mostly peaceful world. It’s at least stable and thriving. I was really looking forward to having a special day to celebrate. A time of peace and love isn't something I get to share often. So please, try to take things seriously Jay. Just for today. Afterwards you can do whatever you want I suppose.” Silver then took a seat next to Dee who comforted him.

Silvers words struck a core within Jay’s soul. They reminded him of his heart which used to have a figurative hole. As much as Jay pushed away the voracious centered group, they were all he had, his one and only troupe. And they say his heart grew 3 sizes that day, which made him a better Jay. Wait did that just rip off the Grinch? Oh shit, cut back to the characters so I, the narrator can escape this pinch.

“One day Silver…I’ll shut up for this one day.” Jay proclaimed sincerely.

“Well would you look at that, there is such a thing as Christmas miracles.” Shadow spoke with a pot shot joke, causing the group to laugh at the poor bloke.

“Can we just go do whatever it is now you wanted to do?” Jay inquired, wanting to move past the insults before he changed his mind, otherwise he wouldn't stay kind.

“We got reservations at La Grande Cuisine for around noon.” Tails said, before revealing 3 tickets. “We won 3 free tickets for a Christmas feast in fancy spot in our world. Isn't that awesome?”

Jay scratched his head confused. “Um 3 tickets mean that only some of us can’t go. Last I checked there are 6 of us here.”

“We agreed to let Shadow, Silver, and Tails go since they’d make more use of the tickets.” Enuna pointed out.

“Ok then you 3 go have fun then.” Jay said as he turned his back walked off. He felt that whole speech from Silver turned out to be pointless, only worth a scoff.

Suddenly a familiar white and blue creature blocked Jay’s exit, it simply raised one of his brow’s. It was none other than Static the chao. Static overheard the groups little plan. He felt for this job he was the man. Static’s face lit up with a grin, and then his body morphed into a hedgehog stroking it's chin. Static blocked the way out, there was no alternative route.

“Sorry old timer, but you’re missing the point.” Static chuckled. “After using my mom as a shield, you’re sticking around.”

“Static we just put our differences aside, don’t you be starting things up again.” Dee proclaimed, getting ready to spank him if needed.

“But mom, he made me eat you, so it’s payback time.” Static moaned.

“If you don’t go back home I’m going to take away your Christmas presents for 3 days.” Dee threatened.

“No anything but that mommy, I’ll be good.” Static cried, before flying away in a panic.

“Wow you really know how to keep those chao in line.” Enuna complimented.

“I could do that too, but I don’t want chao kids.” Jay added.

“Oh please you’d treat them like princes or princesses if you had them. I’ve seen the photo’s with your cat and her tiara.” Dee argued, being the experienced chao raiser of the bunch.

“My kitty is a princess and she’s not spoiled. If she were she’d be really fat like one of those mat cats.” Jay paused for a second, perhaps having a hint of doubt before he beckoned. “I’d be a good dad…I’m sure of it.”

“Well a good dad also needs to be a good pal.” Enuna replied. “So please help us get all 6 of us into those reservations.”

Jay heaved a sigh. One afternoon of not being a pain, it was worth a try. “Alright fine, what do we do?”

It was Enuna and Dee’s plan, so you can expect it to be short and without a bore. Their plan was quite basic and simple, involving the kinky trick of vore.

“So yeah, they’ll have the feast, and we get to relax.” Enuna stated.

“I don’t see Silver do that much, so I’m up for the plan.” Dee added.

“If you think I’m up for this, I’ll whip out my spray can.” Jay purposely rhymed, just to sound coy and well timed. "Also how the hell am I needed for that?

“Look we’re running late, so please cooperate, or I’ll use the face.” Twin tailed fox threatened.

“No…not the face…I won’t look. Curse my kitty for teaching you.” Jay tried to cover his eyes to protect himself from the gaze.

“Um…what’s the face?” Enuna asked.

“Is it a photo?” Silver wondered.

Using his twin tails to lower Jay’s arms, Tails put on his best adorable face and used his charms. Jay had always had a weakness for cuteness, and the look he was getting left him muteness. With the look practically making Jay willing, this kind of power is one of the most bone chilling. Now that all three preys were together and Jay was no longer a chore, it was time for some vore.

Silver had his psychic grip on Dee, but she was content and would not flee. She along with Enuna and Jay were lifted towards their predators maw, all 3 of them couldn't help but stare in awe. In a split second there was a light clamp on the prey’s neck followed by swallow. The heads of the prey were sliding down their throaty rides, with the rest of their bodies to soon follow. Enuna and Dee were still as wood, and to Shadow and Silver they were being very good. Enuna and Dee made themselves easy to gulp down. Sometimes Tails wished Jay would be this simple, and stop being a troublesome clown. The three predators savoured their meals as they made it to their chests, soon their stomachs would contain lovely guests.

Enuna and Dee kept themselves still, even if Jay fought, it was obvious they would all go downhill. The predators allowed their prey to slowly slide down next. Several bulges were visible outside because of this on their necks. The pred trio soon made it to each of their lovely meals stomach, though only Jay’s was little like a hummock. Another swallow, and the fox and the hedgehogs were very pleased. The preys stomachs entered their throats, and by the end of this most of them would be appeased. Jay would probably be the only one by the end acting displeased. Next Silver, Shadow, and Tails lifted their heads up. The way they were swallowing their feasts made them each look like an eager pup.

Jay, Enuna, and Dee’s heads entered the warm stomach to familiar gurgles. By the time they got inside, the cramping and digestive functions would become one man's hurdles. Echoing around each of their stomach homes were gurgles, glorps, and churns. The young Static secretly watching the tasty humans wanted to get his turns. If his mother knew he was still around, there would have been some punishments abound.

The twin tailed fox and the older hedgehogs slurped down their prey’s legs. On Shadow’s mind he thought he’d end off his meals with some beer kegs. Bulges continually formed and kept on heading down. Soon enough the prey would end each end up in a small stomach town. With a loud slurp and some small gulps to bring in their preys feet, the preds were planning to give them their tongues greet. Tails, Silver, and Shadow spent a moment licking and enjoying their prey’s last taste, they would be damned if they let it go to waste. The three preys were struggling inside. If the licking went on too long they might even cry.

The mobians bellies were squishing and hugging their prey, as soon enough that was where they were going to stay. With one final swallow and the last bulge in their necks descending down their throats, the mobians tossed aside the useless winter coats. Enuna, Jay, and Dee were dropped inside their predators stomachs with a splash. The fox and hedgehogs stroked their tummies, hoping their preys would start to thrash. But before any of that could come to fruition, the three preds followed predator intuition.

“BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!”

A loud belch erupted from the mobians three, and at this moment they were all filled with glee. Their stomachs hanged low, filled with their prey. The mobians were definitely in agreement that they wouldn't have it any other way. Tails rubbed his belly with his tails, while the hedgehogs simply scratched their own stomachs pleasurably with their finger nails. Enuna and Dee were smiling and as happy as a young kit, but Jay himself just wanted to go into an angry fit.

“Okay Shadow, you can CC us over there.” Enuna said, while poking Shadows stomach walls to get his attention.

Shadow nodded and had everyone stand together. He borrowed Silvers emerald so they could teleport to La Grande Cuisine without going through the cold weather.

Jay sighed. At this point he had no choice but to abide. “Now you know why I listened to Andrew’s idea for a whistle.”

“You keep faking your displeasure, but we all know the truth Mr. Negative. Just relax and take that nap you wanted to.” Tails told his squirmy gut.

“Alright. I’ll take you up on that.” Jay responded, before laying back against the stomach walls.

“Thanks for doing this Silver.” Dee told the telekinetic hedgehog. "You did a good job getting Jay to stick around."

Silver blushed a bit and was slightly confused. “Um you did me a favour…not vice versa.” He then whispered. "Oh and while some of that story I told was true, I did technically get to celebrate some things sometimes."

Shadow getting impatient yanked Silver towards himself. He wanted to finally get going. Since their stomachs were filled, they didn't need coats to cover them from the harsh winds blowing. Let’s just hope no one catches a cold and gets sick, otherwise the Jay, Enuna, and Dee will get the worst of the symptoms, Ick! Shadow said chaos control, and now the mobians were on their way to reach their goal. Though someone seemed to be bizarrely missing, but blue boy was surely out there, definitely doing some dissing.

“So…she invited you…a guy who plays card games?” Sonic asked the spiky haired stranger.

“What’s wrong with that?” He responded.

“Nothing…just didn't think Val was into lame card games. How do those save the world?” Sonic asked.

“SONIKKU! Are you making fun of Yugi-kun again?” Val yelled from upstairs.

“No. Just asking about how card games save the world. How does that even work?” Sonic replied.

“Dammit Sonikku.” She responded with a sigh.

Val’s window was busted open with a loud CRASH! A bronze coloured egg blazed through her house in a split moment like a flash. Sonic managed to dodge out of the way, but he had no idea what he would say. Would Valora even believe such a thing could occur? He didn't want to find out, so he got out of there like a blue blur. The bronze egg sub consciously stopped around a golden and silver coloured egg. Together they rolled towards their destined destination as they didn't have any legs. Just who was this trio of eggs and what were they after? That would be known soon and hereafter.

The End?