I almost backhanded a Vegan for trying to tell me "Tofurky" tastes just like the real thing >.<

Yah, I tried that once. I literally couldn't eat it and i live on bachelor foods...

I'm sure it's exactly like Turkey, assuming you don't eat turkey and never have...

One:, good to see you back to the arts. Everything you have posted is cool.

Two: I wouldn’t darken their door, I'm allergic to smug.

Sure tastes exactly like turkey if turkeys were made from soybeans, which they is most certainly not.

Ethical? One pound of rice costs about 10,000 lives. The harvesters say you can see a green wave of the amphibians and insects trying to flee the combines, A beef steer feeds about 1000 people on one life. Assuming a 1000 pound slaughter weight yielding 500 pounds of usable meat and a half pound serving size. Make up your own mind.

I enjoy shape and all. But never understood why it has to be meat shaped... or meat flavored. Its a culinary flavor sponge.

I'd consider comforting, but as a rodent, I think I'd just be replacing the tofu rat...
...ah heck, would go ul to comfrot anyway xD

Merry Christmas!

Tofu is Beans.

Better off with Beans in the original shape.

I like Whole Paycheck for their salad bar. Manage to buy around $5.00 worth in the last few trips under by picking the small size veggies.

I once heard a true saying... "If you haven't been silently judged in a while, go shop at a whole foods."

That mouse is adorable, though.

I'd rather have soylent green.