It's almost always a mistake to mouth off to a cop, bouncer, or security guard. There are times, though, that whether you mouth off or not, you're pretty much screwed. This punk just hasn't figured it out yet.
Striper here has been on a diet since the last pic and is looking skinny. Well, that's easily fixed. 83
Striper here has been on a diet since the last pic and is looking skinny. Well, that's easily fixed. 83
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Skunk
Size 1061 x 923px
File Size 132 kB
Striper looks kinda.. happy. Very happy.
I guess it's that kind of happiness you feel when you get a hold on a snack after a long diet. :p
But he should watch out not to consome too many punks, they are always so full of artificial flavors (haircolor, hairspray, tatoos, etc). Giving them a real rub with a sponge in the shower should remove most of the chemicals. It also gives a good excuse to undress them.
Striper: Oh my, you're filthy.
Punk: Wha..?
Striper: In the shower with you. *Rub* *Rub* *Rub* *Scream* *Rub* *Rub*
I guess it's that kind of happiness you feel when you get a hold on a snack after a long diet. :p
But he should watch out not to consome too many punks, they are always so full of artificial flavors (haircolor, hairspray, tatoos, etc). Giving them a real rub with a sponge in the shower should remove most of the chemicals. It also gives a good excuse to undress them.
Striper: Oh my, you're filthy.
Punk: Wha..?
Striper: In the shower with you. *Rub* *Rub* *Rub* *Scream* *Rub* *Rub*
Some vore I don't like when innocent characters get eaten (or sexy women, well digested and stuff) but when punks or losers get gulped or raped before eaten, I can enjoy these vores and laugh at it. Although, it defeats the purpose of it being sexy to me, unless it was some sexy punk goth girl. :P
Striper's pretty straight, and even if the punk were a girl, there would be the worry that she would accuse him of rape if she got away. So even if there was suckage or the like, I suspect the punk is not long for this world...UNLESS there's a security camera (that Striper knows about, and it makes it a point to know where ALL of them are) or there is a witness. Then the punk would be safe.
I KNOW WHAT HE'S GONNA DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HERE'S A HINT: ULPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HERE'S ANOTHER HINT: URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HERE'S THE FINAL HINT: PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBT; FOLLOWED BY A PLOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HERE'S A HINT: ULPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HERE'S ANOTHER HINT: URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HERE'S THE FINAL HINT: PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBT; FOLLOWED BY A PLOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After living and working in Las Vegas, I can confirm that people like this not only exist, they are quite numerous. Seven feet tall with a tail bigger than their whole body? Doesn't matter -- they'll break however many rules it takes to piss you off then threaten to murder you no matter what.
And since the police are absolutely worthless in that town, this would be the inevitable result of such continuous confrontations even if Striper began his career as a preachy vegan.
And since the police are absolutely worthless in that town, this would be the inevitable result of such continuous confrontations even if Striper began his career as a preachy vegan.
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