Excuse me while I enjoy another lonely New Year's day. While I'm at it, I'll wonder when my art will be good enough to be commissioned and if I'll ever find someone to love.

Or maybe I'll just keep browsing FA for those cheesy "Nude Deer" New Year drawings.
Maybe masturbate seven times and cry. New year, new me. That's one time less than it usually takes for me to realize I suck.

Faggots.