But the crowbar is for emergencies...

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1539583/

http://i35.tinypic.com/256fu4g.jpg

Further evidence of a resonance cascade. Da GMAN!

Gordon is there too

http://www.joystiq.com/2008/09/09/t.....dron-collider/

Those helmets mess with my sense of reality. They sit off a hidden plastic frame, so they look Photoshopped in real life.

After reading what you said, then going back... Wow. I totally agree.

OHSI- we're all screwed!

lol gordon mania!

I mean, what are the chances of another resonance cascade, amirite?

Very slim, I might say!

Wait, isn't that what they said..

http://www.xkcd.com/
Not worried.

Moar like LARGE HARDON COLLIDER amirite?

I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT COMPARISON BEFORE, CLEVER CLEVER SIR.

heh, my aixelsyd led me to think that when i saw the first time

rule 34?

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/.....olliderme5.png

well can't say I didn't have that one coming....

The term "Hadron" obviously predates the invention of the typo.

The critics were right! The LHC will be the end of the earth!!

I hope so.

I just dont see why people think that the think will create tiny black holes and supposedly kill us all...Extremist much? *snicker*

Well, there was teh iiiiitty bitty chance that the first nuke was gonna set the atmosphere on fire, so it's not as far-fetched as you think ;)

It's all LIEZ.

Hurry up!!!
Before the demon bunnies cross the portal!!!

C'mon Gordon, give it a break. No need to save the world today, it's not in danger. ^^

lol..sweet. today on google they have the ring for the hadron collider. my teacher opened it up and i was like lol thats the hardon collider ...total Freudian slip

XD !!!!!

They only built that thing to distract from global warming...

*snaps fingers*

I knew it!!

maybe we'll get lucky and if they do create a black hole, they'll throw Andy Dick into it!

Screw that, let's use him as collision material 8D

won't work - we need something with potential...

Ohhh burned! :D

Ohohooo...low man, low XDDDD but awesome!

Gordon Freeman: he eats miniature black holes instead of cheerios.

NOOOO you have the formula all WROOOOOONG! *implodes*

Oh, Black Mesa. Is there nothing you can't royally fuck up?

Oh, so now it makes sense! People were saying something or another about something, but I didn't know what until now!

Gordon, ur doin it rong!

hahahahah Gordon Freeman is my hero.

wait.

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/.....9909412fb3.jpg

i read about that too lol

Haha, good, break that shit down!

dis am funny
BillyRabbit laugh now
contemplate meaning of existence
contemplate why didn't sleep last night
hungry

Oh god, this thing. XD

I also noticed it's nearly impossible to say it right...

hardon... haha. XD

Ah damit Gordon! I already made my "The end is near!!!" carton sign what I wanted to wear. Now what Im gonna do with em?

http://gamersushi.com/2008/09/10/ce.....a/#comment-524

This has been popular with people today XD

Great joke

I so had a similar ideea

.:unforseen consequences:.

Funny thing is one of the representatives at CERN used those exact same words when he told people not to worry about the LHC.

I, for one, would welcome our Combine masters.

huh...

that sounds bad....

anyway... you love combines?????/

In Soviet Russia, combine love you!

:V

baka

in soviet russia, pussy lick you!

I worked at CERN for several years, and walking around the experimental areas would sometimes give me pretty severe Half-Life flashbacks. Valve got the ambience of scientific establishments just right, with the same sense of spooky, inscrutable and probably dangerous machinery.

Remind me to show you pictures of our experiment! It's in a mine down in New Mexico. The first time I went there to work, I had strong flashbacks to Half-Life. There are all sorts of flashing lights, and giant airlocks, and yellow-and-magenta radiation signs.

Were there ventilation shafts that you can crouch and crawl into?

Not that I ever found, but there were some spectacularly creepy half-flooded adits lined with huge cables and periodically lined with warning tape and dangerous-looking closed-off sections. If you'd waved a wrecking bar in there you'd quite likely have found it suddenly carrying 18 kilovolts.

So I guess waving a crowbar around also is out of the question?

Shit! Everybody prepare for the headhoppers

Looks more like Stephen Colbert than Gordan Freeman. Also, who ate all the donuts in the break room?

We're all going to die, aren't we?

Living in Swiss, so not far from it actually. Yay, will be one of the first to blow up with it ! }XD

Seriously, great art !

"Dont forget to reload Dr. Freeman!" XD

Ahahaha! I had Half Life flashbacks as well.

The Half Life fanboy in me could nit-pick over things in this. But it's effing hilarious this way.

I can see sooooo many bad things that can go wrong with a miniature 'Big-Bang'... However, creating a small universe for 15 seconds sounds cool.

This is sort of funny, but there's far too many lunatics freaking out over the LHC to enjoy any humor about it. I'll certainly be laughing at them after the scientists run it, though.

We're gonna need a bigger crowbar

Bah. They've been saying the same thing about every atom smasher that we've made in the past. From the first, semi little one, to this massive one. Every time it's "The world will end! The world will end!" Of course, they said the same thing about the atom bomb before they actually set one off. Hurah for people who think every advance in science will be the end of the world! We would be bored without them.

Hahaha fucking awesome :D

Now I need to draw more half-life fanart. :3

LOL.
Wow, do I get this 8)

PS: You better put your sig on this, RIGHT AWAY. I'm CERTAIN it's going to be too popular :3

Oh crap!

but.. but.. i can't die , not right now, i haven't even... GO GORDON, F"#% THAT SH$# UP!! shft+1!

Gordan Freeman: "DAMMIT-DAMMIT-DAMMIT-DAMMIT-DAMMIT-DAMMIT-DAMMIT-DAMMIT-DAMMIT-DAMMIT-DAMMIT-DAMMIT-DAMMIT-DAMMIT-DAMMIT-DAMMIT-DAMMIT-DAMMIT-DAMMIT-DAMMIT-DAMMIT-DAMMIT-DAMMIT-DAMMIT-DAMMIT-DAMMIT-DAMMIT-DAMMIT!!!!!!!!......"

You should be beaten for page stretching.

And YOU should be stretched for beating down on posters!

Oh, yes, I do. I'd enjoy a good beating! *hands you a cat-o-nine-tails* Care to do the honors?

Wait.. hahah. Oh my god I misread what you said XD

Throw random objects at it to show off your physics engine!

RealLife physics aren't as realistic!

Should of drawn the Gman in

DOWN WITH THE GIANT MAGNETIC RING!!

this is why we cant have nice things...

too many jokes to be said XD

MOTHAFUCKIN' LARGE HADON COLLIDER

Damnit Gordon!

You dont let him anywhere near that fucking thing, you KNOW he cannot be near something without breaking the hell out of it!

Don't worry, the danger of a resonance cascade is extremely unlikely. Conditions could hardly be more ideal.
Power to stage 1 emitters, activating...now.

maybe it'll warp time and space and really turn us all into furries! *supports noodling in gods domain if the result is sexy furries*

Finally, a positive outcome.

Seconded.

Я знал о коллайдере но не об играх. Чтобы понять вашу шутку, мне надо было поискать на Google. :)



Mark

The right person in the wrong place, can make all the difference in the world...

^^

I know this is off topic for this picture, has there been any indication of when LCBD2 is due for release? Thnx.

Hey, we needed a plotline for Half-life 3! ^^

Half-Life 3: Real Life

Half-Life 3: Real Life CONSEQUENCES

Ahh, The Freeman is not yet ready to join the all in one.

All in one orgy?!

This will require the use of vortesence...

Well, at least Aperture Science will be around to save us.

...OH SHI--!

They're waiting for you, Gordon.

In the test chamber.

By the way, anyone else try to look up what a resonance cascade was on Wikipedia? It just redirects me to Black Mesa.

Shotguns and HEV Suits! We need more SHOTGUNS AND HEV SUITS!

You've messed up Lambda XD

--> Livecam: http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html

<:3c

XD

I highly doubt that thing can kills us, and if it does is not like we are going to die. Well, to be exact the thing was already tested, but the thing is that it can't use the power it was meant to be test with, not until 2010.

well, at least we have an expert already on the scene

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50ZssEojtM

someone rapped about a large hadron collider! check it! XD

You know, I don't know if they can actually complete the thing, I mean, if they have to make repairs, it will take months to do. That is costing manpower and equipment. I don't know how the hell they are getting the money to be able to do so.

hay mabe instead of thinking black hloes on earth you should think about the divices abilitys f producing large portals!

LMFAO! He's had enough!! XD

"Tell me, Dr. Freeman, you've destroyed so much... can you name one thing you have created?

..........I thought not."

Go Gordon go! well cool pic :)