Yes, I have invented a new sub-genre of music, and I shall be the undisputed master of it! No one can find the core of cheese like me!

I did actually attempt to come up with the most extremely cheesy thing I could, but when I realized how close it would sound to some of my other work, I decided to take a more experimental tack. Most of the instrumental track consists of one pass each of my ordinary MIDI modules, with patches I have never before bothered to use. There are only two regular audio tracks - the voice and the timbales - and both of those are messed up in ways I usually don't get to attempt.

In a nutshell, I set out to create cheese... and then thought better of it and actually tried to give it some kind of quality... and now it's even cheesier than ever. Enjoy. With crackers and wine.