Fools rush in where elephants dare tread?

Is it the smiley face crotch?

*busts out double nunchuku action*
maybe i do...i'll make a bet...whoever wins get's whatever they want of the other
*swings one tauntingly*
and trust i've been training for a good 2 years

Careful what you wish for. Your victory might be a loss! ;)

having a character that knows who to use them is different then actually knowing how to use them yourself

Look. I know you're all into the net-macho thing, but you're completely missing the entire point and looking like a douché.

i know...it's hilarious isn't it...sorry...i jsut miss my reall nunchuku and want them back...the whole topic just got me fired up is all...my apoligies
*bows*

You can't spring for a new pair? They're like 7-12 bucks.

the only store i know sells plastic ones...and they don't sell them anymore
*sighs*

http://www.tigerstrike.com/nunchaku.html
They're not the greatest quality, but they're good enough for day-to-day stuff. They work for me, anyway.

unfortunately i live in canada with no credit card...but i'm try for a prepaid card

Oh, well then you can't have 'em anyway. :P

not from that site
*evil smirk*
www.swordsonline.com

How old are you, seriously?

i'm 20

He..he is usurping my place?

This cannot be so! Nunchaku are useless in the face of..of..of..*Throws a grenade...then watches it get whacked back at him.* Aw FU-!*Bewm.*

LOL. No, Colonel, at least you're funny about it.

This may be my last chance to be funny. Tomorrow, I face the elements. I have seen the enemey, and his name is...Ike.

He is a blustery blow hard, soft, moist, wavering drunkenly, but there is so very much of him...

i'm not sure they are boobs but if shi wants i'll still give em a squeeze =^-^=

the bed is mightier than the sword/chucks/pen

well i know that something is gona happen to give me one hell of a bump on the head but ya know how could i pass it up? :D

... I'm GOING FOR IT. Caution, Meet Wind. YAhYEEE!!

>.> if thats who I think it is then I know Id like it in the end :)

I'm pretty sure she'd be happy to give it to you in the end. xD

>.> is it sad that I see that as a play on words? shes gonna give it to a guy "in the end" >.> Ive been watching you long enough to know which chari has the winking smiley face on there shorts, im just wondering what happened to the size XD

No, I believe that was the point. :b

Hint: Those aren't breasts >_>

ITS A TRAP!

*evil cackle*

Her shorts seem to get the joke.

Her shorts seem to get the joke.

Yes, the joke that's on anyone who cops the feel. :D

Well, they look enough like boobs, i'd go for it.

She'd probably appreciate that a lot. xD

I'm glad when i make people happy, especially ones as cute as her!

What's that she's hiding behind her back? O_o

Nothing even a fraction as dangerous as what she's hiding in that bra.

...what's in the bra?

Muahahahahahahah.

Whaaaaat? What is it? I don't get it. :(

*squeezes and rubs them lots* :D

It's a trap

Totally worth it, whatever is really going on. ;3

Spring-loaded, no doubt. Tricky. I don't think it's possible to disarm it either. The only choice left is to evacuate.

You must evacuate... before SHE does.

That's what I've been saying. Storm surge, tsunami, a national disaster by any other name.

I'd probably suggest going for smoothies first ;p

Tanukis are streeeetchy.

That is all.

mmm... I'd train with her... get to know her.. a little sparring.. and maybe we can have at it later if things work out :D

Damnit. AndroidCroyd took what i was gonna say :V SOMEONE GET ME ADMIRAL AKBAR DAMMIT


Though why would anyone really care though? >.> Boobs. :P

Because those are not boobs. D:

I thought she did have boobs, though along with the bozacks.

Have they gotten bigger since I last saw them . . . ?

*gigglefits* Boy did those bounce. It would be funny if Mr. Happyface suddenly turned D: on her. You know... lost his power temporarily. ;)

Still, knowing what they are... <_< >_> *fondle x4*

...wait, so let me get this straight. She stretched her BALLS to the point that they fit in her bra?!

At least, that's what I'm getting out of it.

Yes. Do not set them off.

For England and the Queeeeeeeeeeeen! ~Jumps in headfirst~

If I remember right aren't those...not boobs? Like..big..sloshy..tanuki resevoirs that you dare not risk compromising?

IF SHE BLOWS, UPON YOUR FOOL HEAD BE IT!

*Gets umbrella and dives into a foxhole.* This could be baaad.

Something about this seems so wrong. And painful.

Mashato: Face it, panda. My boys are just way more versatile than yours ever will be.

That's fine! I want my boys as close to home as possible!

Is it just me, or have they gotten....bigger?

W-wait...no....I've heard of fake tits before, but nothing like this!

<scritches her chin> Ish the pain worth the grope.......hmmmmm <sits and ponders>

Uhh... bwuh? HOW!?

*blinks a few times then sees the smiley on the croch and it hits her over the head*.....well now thats intersting

*Grins...*

Squeeze, lick, nibble, nuzzle, tickle, fondle... I could keep going...

lol i tottaly got it the fist time

Considering the tanuki's that have used their scrotums to glide around after stretching them out behind their backs.. But even knowing Masho, and her lil trick, I'd still give 'em a squeeze. Hell, I'd probably rub my face into 'em given half the chance XD

hehe, oh yeah!

*squeese*

I'd love to squeeze them, but it'd be better if they were back in their original container ;3
Must be fun to see the look on the face of the guys squeezing and saying " huh ? Odd, it doesn't feel like boobs " and when they get to the point !

looks painful o.o

lol

hmmm, hir boobs look wrong, i think it's not a drawing problem, i think shi is really a he

*facepalm*
It's her balls.

ooohhhh now i got it, she has real golf balls, but we mean the boobs on the chest right

Lies!

Deceit!

Lies and deceit, together!

You taunt me so, good sir. Knowing one of my weaknesses and taunting me with an unnatural facsimile thereof!

I'll be over here, in the corner sulking. *Draws reeeally bad and fairly nonsensical Masho inflata-porn*

*sneaks peak over shoulder...*

Nori, too many people here don't look at your gallery... all I know is that if someone where to sneak her bra off, she'd likely be falling over in pain when the tension causes her to return back to normal...

I mean... it hurts when I sit the wrong way, I can't imagine them slamming down against one's thighs like she's set up to do ._.

Until then, I appreciate the view n.n

Yeah, but, like, there's been three people who've already said what it was! xD Oh, well.

Nah, nah! They're pretty thick-skinned, literally. It wouldn't be nothin'. I mean, think about this: Somebody physically puts their butt on her balls every time she gets to give it to someone. It's actually a tradition of letting someone sit on their lap in her family. It's a soft place to sit. :)

O ho! So NOW Masho tries to get some action by using deception! X3 I'd gladly fall for it.

Sneaky gal. If she wants certain areas squeezed all she has to do is ask. Nicely done Nori.

maby you SHOULD increase her bust size. it be a good look on her.

oh i`ll gladly squeeze any of her parts!

Ohhh! I know what those are.

Heh heh, I'll grab em' anyways. It's so fun when they're so big! <3

Has Masho learned how to size-shift a different part of hir body?

I may not know much tanuki magic, but I may be able to teach hir how to control hir size.

Hmmmm...is it just me, or is hir crotch SMALLER than usual?

That might explain why it's winking at me...

Nice and silly, Nori. I'd squeeze all over as much as I could, then let hir plunge into my ass. XD Mwahahaha! *wiggles his plump skunk rump*

wow... Glad she's a Tanuki, otherwise that could not *possibly* be comfortable.

I'd still grope her anyways, if she wanted. >_>

If it's a trap aimed at anyone it can catch, wouldn't it be simpler for her/hir/whatever to just ask "Who wants a hug?". Much easier to lure people into than waiting for them to ask for a feel.

Heh, this is quite funny! I have to wonder, though, how she does that...?

She is a devious critter, isn't she? But, really, if you take the bait, you kinda deserve whatever happens next, huh?

Now I'm tempted to throw myself in, just to see what happens afterwords...Plus, I've kinda been wondering how they felt anyway ...yeah...

Wow reading over this again I see a lot of wince-worthy comments...including my own! I need to stop coming here D:

Yes, because this place really warrants a whole lot of pretention and dignity. *laughs*

You've got an excellent point. I've been hanging around normal people too much!

i get it she stretched her sack up and put it in her bra

Bingo!

lol i knew it

Yeah, I`d love to squeeze her boobs.




And her balls. :XD:

Wow... The ratio of getters to not getters is a little sad... Oh well, they deserve anything coming. To see the look on their face when they learn the truth would be priceless. Good one Nori.