BSAA SCIENCE TEAM FILE
REG #00034209
S.B.O.W FOOD AND NUTRITION
SUBMITTED BY : Dr Richard Morales
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-REPORT 01-
Since the so called S.B.O.W Preserver has been installed we have managed to move all the captured S.B.O.Ws into their respective habitats, at first we had some issues with space, last week the construction of building 4A we solved that issue, the problem we are trying to solve right now its how to keep the S.B.O.Ws well fed, providing them with meat its problematic as transporting and preserving it to the preserve can prove difficult, so the Science Team has decided to try and develop a supplement something that can be stored for long times and has the sufficient nutritional value to keep S.B.O.Ws healthy.
-REPORT 02-
We were finally able to synthesize something up, a food that has all the nutrients and protein and carbohydrates value the S.B.O.Ws could need, sadly while we wanted to keep the components suitable for human consumption so it could be used on emergencies the newly developed food its not suitable for human consumption but its perfect for the S.B.O.Ws. We might to run some changes on the formula so that it can be used on the Kifaru as she has a mostly vegetarian diet.
I have to admit we looked through many options and we got the solution by using Dog and Cat foods as base, of course this formula its not Dog or Cat food only looks like it, which is something I have to constantly remind to the troops stationed on the base, we only packed it on the bags of dog food as it was convenient for transportation and storage, also calling it "S.B.O.W Chow" its a derogatory term considering all the work and effort the science team put into the developing of the S.B.O.W food.
-REPORT 03-
The formula its a success, the S.B.O.Ws like and it has kept their nutritional values on the established margins. Once again I have to remind the guards to stop referring t the formula as "S.B.O.W Chow" Strelats Kusu now reluctantly eats the food after she apparently heard one of the guards refer to the formula as "Glorified Dog food" now we require for Strelats Dvostruk to eat first in her presence so she agrees to eat it.
We have even told Agent Birkin and Skraja that the they can eat the S.B.O.W food safely, Skraja refused politely and said he "Rather eat Shit" , Agent Birkin agreed to taste it, with the other S.B.O.W we cannot measure the taste of the food but Agent Birkin labeled it as "Quite Delicious" which means now we know that aside form being nutritious it also tastes good.
-REPORT 04-
I have to report the issue that Agent Birkin has developed a extreme liking to the S.B.O.W Food and she eats a whole bag of the food every now and then , how is she able to eat so much of a food with so high nutritional value without ill effects still puzzles the Science Team we theorize that the latent G-virus on her system allows her to process and store all those nutrients, for what end we don't know. I personally recommend preparing a formula with less nutrients and give that to Agent Birkin.
-REPORT 05-
Guards keep referring to the S.B.O.W Food as "S.B.O.W Chow" This requires immediate disciplinary action from HQ.
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REG #00034209
S.B.O.W FOOD AND NUTRITION
SUBMITTED BY : Dr Richard Morales
__________________________________________
-REPORT 01-
Since the so called S.B.O.W Preserver has been installed we have managed to move all the captured S.B.O.Ws into their respective habitats, at first we had some issues with space, last week the construction of building 4A we solved that issue, the problem we are trying to solve right now its how to keep the S.B.O.Ws well fed, providing them with meat its problematic as transporting and preserving it to the preserve can prove difficult, so the Science Team has decided to try and develop a supplement something that can be stored for long times and has the sufficient nutritional value to keep S.B.O.Ws healthy.
-REPORT 02-
We were finally able to synthesize something up, a food that has all the nutrients and protein and carbohydrates value the S.B.O.Ws could need, sadly while we wanted to keep the components suitable for human consumption so it could be used on emergencies the newly developed food its not suitable for human consumption but its perfect for the S.B.O.Ws. We might to run some changes on the formula so that it can be used on the Kifaru as she has a mostly vegetarian diet.
I have to admit we looked through many options and we got the solution by using Dog and Cat foods as base, of course this formula its not Dog or Cat food only looks like it, which is something I have to constantly remind to the troops stationed on the base, we only packed it on the bags of dog food as it was convenient for transportation and storage, also calling it "S.B.O.W Chow" its a derogatory term considering all the work and effort the science team put into the developing of the S.B.O.W food.
-REPORT 03-
The formula its a success, the S.B.O.Ws like and it has kept their nutritional values on the established margins. Once again I have to remind the guards to stop referring t the formula as "S.B.O.W Chow" Strelats Kusu now reluctantly eats the food after she apparently heard one of the guards refer to the formula as "Glorified Dog food" now we require for Strelats Dvostruk to eat first in her presence so she agrees to eat it.
We have even told Agent Birkin and Skraja that the they can eat the S.B.O.W food safely, Skraja refused politely and said he "Rather eat Shit" , Agent Birkin agreed to taste it, with the other S.B.O.W we cannot measure the taste of the food but Agent Birkin labeled it as "Quite Delicious" which means now we know that aside form being nutritious it also tastes good.
-REPORT 04-
I have to report the issue that Agent Birkin has developed a extreme liking to the S.B.O.W Food and she eats a whole bag of the food every now and then , how is she able to eat so much of a food with so high nutritional value without ill effects still puzzles the Science Team we theorize that the latent G-virus on her system allows her to process and store all those nutrients, for what end we don't know. I personally recommend preparing a formula with less nutrients and give that to Agent Birkin.
-REPORT 05-
Guards keep referring to the S.B.O.W Food as "S.B.O.W Chow" This requires immediate disciplinary action from HQ.
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About the only thing the image is missing is three "Nom nom nom"s to be absolutely freaking hilarious. It's understandable though to me that Jake would still rather have his fill of apples and that if any of the S.B.O.Ws start to stave themselves just cause they heard the guards refer to it as dog food just because of the current storage, then they are gonna be in deep shit. Besides, I agree with the scientists who developed the grub; nobody likes to be told their efforts to make something edible to be mocked or insulted.
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