Applejack; GET OFF OF MY PROPERTY!!!!
Discord: well its the kiss documentary, and I thought honesty would shed some light on the subject of love
Applejack: OH REALLLLLLYYYY? listen discord you want to know the truth? come closer. *bucks discord* OFF MY PROPERTY!
Discord: violent much? fine I get when I'm not wanted....

I was pretty sure this wouldn't work, but In the end I was happy with the outcome of it. basically I don't see this ever being a good couple(sorry Applecord or Disjack shippers) and all I could imagine is that applejack kicking discord out of the area.
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