hey, she could singlehandedly revolutionize the artificer player class! >.> my dm made so crazy shit.

Anything like the Redneck trees? http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp05042002.shtml

You.... why... I...

T.T I will never be able to unsee that....

EVER.

I've seen those in Munchkin.
Scray scary!

-B!

*starts playing dueling banjos*

*gone*

When running don't look back to see if they're still there!

Just keep going!

-B!

*past the mason dixie line, sets up defensive perimeter 30 level 50 paladins thick.

Mason Dixon.

the Mason Dixie line has something to do with moonshine, and is still deep in enemy territory. Hiyup!

*plays a banjo video on youtube*

I would love to see a tutorial, cough cough*

eh, as Crushed explained, it's the same stuff, except the terms are different.

WE ARE THE METRONS. XD

*smirks*

Well as long there's time, Finding some of those things are easy to find!
Gotta love the random sci fi geekery knowledge

I always loved that he stumbled across a big pile of diamonds.

And they just so happen be there no matter what

Well it was a set up....

Those Metrons weren't the most subtle of sorts.

-B!

So true

Maybe she was sent back to the past?^^

Nope, it really is an alternate world.

-B!

Have her talk to Twain's Connecticut Yankee. I'm sure they'll get along. :)

"I saw he meant business so I was up the tree when he arrived"

Certainly, they are peas in a pod.

Taht would be funny!

-B!

HA! Way to go Genzie, like real life, you just destroyed the fantasy setting with the advent of gunpowder!

Yes, the skill of the warrior, the quality of their armor and the overall number of able men being the primary aspect of a successful army went the wayside as soon as firearms came into popular usage.

And that's how the dragon captured a cannon.

That was in turn stolen by some orcs.

Who mass produced it and used them to take over the world.

Am I close?


"Did we just hit the instance reset cap pugging SM cathedral?"
Stefan S 2006

Are you referancing Grunts?

If so, that's awesome!

-B!

Because it wouldn't count unless you made a way to use it to get your foe in range of your axe.



"CLEEGAL SMASH!"
*Cleegal casts greater heal*
Stefan S. 2006

HAHAAHAHAA! I remember watching that episode when I was....9 or 10.

It's good good stuff!

I've seen it over the years. Never gets old.

-B!

Nope. The classics never do.

tis either a cannon or a cooked spud launcher...X3

I built one of those tubes once. My ears have been ringing for 40 years and I didn't even nick the bully.
But he did crap his pants.

That actually would make a kickass idea for a movie or something!

"its Hell. LIterally Hell. There's no AC, ARmor chafes, And there's not a decent Firearm or Krispy Kreme here for hundreds of years! And to top it off, I can't find a decent copy of Snow Crash anywhere..."


Seroiusly. I'd like, totally turn all evil and take it out on everyone if I was dropped off in a world without cyberpunk.

XD Or better yet, institute cyberpunk as the world rule, like when that one retard left his gangster book behind on that one star Trek episode....


XD DAMN, Kirk pwned in that one, too.

its so fun when you blend sci fi with fantasy :D

I think WarCraft's doing a nice job of that with the Goblin and Gnome engineers.

-B!

yeah goblins are indeed cool :D but i prefer regular D&D to warcraft :P though warcraft aint bad mind you :D i just have a preference to the origional

Nothing wrong with that, but D&D itself doens't really have much sci-fi to it.
Granted there are the psionics... but those are just weird...

-B!

yeah the mind magic is an entierly diferent thing. but it is very fun if you mix a little sci fi in with D&D hehe in the dungon master guide theirs even stats for a lazer gun

Well wtiyh crystal energy lasers become a bit believable in a fantasy setting, but I tell you those with crystals orbiting thier heads just look silly.

-B!

and not to mention its a dead give away your packing something magical :P

Plus I'm sure rangers would just look at them as a challenge... adn you don't want rangers shooting at your head just for kicks.

-B!

any guy with sneak attacks and a sniper gun would DEFINATLY spoil the fun of any adventuring party :D

Could be worse though.
What if the sniper specializes in rocket launchers?

-B!

yikes :P that studed leather armor youve got better have one hell of an enchantment on it :D but then again you get into the reall fun fight :D science and magic :D

And with this Genzie becomes a warlord, and soon and Empress with an amply stocked male harem.

Depending on which world your going by you could still have a cannon in a fantasy world, I mean, take WoW for instance. Blew my mind seeing guns and flying zepps in a world with magic and druids and what not

Oh yeah. They introduced zepps back in the second game, and I think that's when they had cannons and sappers as well.

-B!

I know! So it's kind a sci-fi/fantasy mix isn't it? Especially with dranei from Space to boot!

Yeah, but with their crystal technology it blends well into the fantasy world.
Like a strang emix of science and magic instead of going the hardcore science route.

-B!

True that, otherwise I'd don't think it would have worked so well. Some ofthe elements still bug me but nothing too bad.

Well one thing to keep in mind, is it's a game and shouldn't be taken too seriously.

-B!

Yeah yeah :P Hell I know ppl who left because of that though! They took it as an afront, never quite made sense to me. Ok fine you don't like it, grow up!

It's Bat Poop, right? She needs Bat Poop!
Guano - the miracle substance that always figures into scientific stuff like this.
And doesn't it have to be Yellow Sulfur not Red Sulfur? Or is it the other way around.
And the tube! No Pixie stick this! What can be used as the tube?
Inner tubes are out.
YouTube? Don't believe it.
KY Jelly Tube? Getting warmer, I think.
Boob Tube. I LIKE IT!
Now we're getting somewhere!

If she loaded up the girls with charcoal, sulfur and saltpeter, it'd probably sting when she set it off...

Not a Gorn's best friend...

" This, is my BOOMSTICK!"

I was was waiting for someone to reference Army of Darkness.

"Hail to the King baby!" or in Genzie case it's "Hail to the Queen baby"

Yup. Teaching the primitive screwheads about science the fun way.

Shop smart.

Shop S-Mart.

-B!

Are all me of the future loud mouth braggarts like you?

No just me baby, just me!

Hail to the King!

-B!

I am the proud owner of an 18 inch tall talking 'Army Of Darkness' Ash figure.

That's cool!

Just please, don't tell us what you're doing with that much Ash!

-B!

He stands guard over the front door, lol! First thing anyone sees.

I have an 18inch Spiderman just leaning again my tv and chillin'.

-B!

Nice!

This looks like a job for applied alchemy.

DIAMONDS! He had raw chunks of diamond as projectiles!!!

Either that, or maybe she can assemble some kind of rudimentary lathe

Saltpeter... come one, remember the saltpeter!
*ahem* right.

Any chance we'll get to see Genzie succeed beyond all her wildest dreams and become the (leather glad) empress of the realm?

Leather is too binding. I think she'd go with sillk.

-B!

No problems here.

Genzie just gave the dragon somthing to be afriad of.. She is gonna make a mint.

Heh. First thing I thought of there was to disarm him by removing the dragon breath with the mint...

I don't think even an Altoid could dent that breath attack.

-B!

Heh. Silliness. Also came up with the idea of repelling a werewolf by throwing cans of Coors Light at it (The Silver Bullet, after all...)

Good idea, but not really effective!
That's alluminum man!

-B!

Plus do you really want the werewolves drinkin'?

-B!

Heh. Figured if nothing else, the sex in a canoe beer would repel them. :D

Fuckin' Close to Water eh?

Heehee...

diamonds!!!!

'Sulphur'.

Twas diamonds for shrapnel, I beiieve. Also gunpower = sulfur, charcoal and saltpeter (potassium nitrate).

One of those feizer could work too...

She needs salt peter. Proper mix is 75% Salt peter, 15% charcoal, 10% sulfur if I remember right. Then something to stick in, like diamonds for ammo.

I'm such a geek.

Not to mention something to break up the chunks like a mortar and pestle... and a whole lot of being careful, or else the pestle will get launched from the mortar. Black powder can be made easily enough, the Chinese made it over a millennium ago, but especially when you're grinding it, it's possible to get a spark you didn't want, which could mean you won't have to worry about grinding it ever again.

It looked so easy in the episode didn't it!

-B!

*Sighs*
I think I had a better history teacher than most of the rest of you guys.
You get saltpeter by boiling the ripe guano in a pot along with hardwood ash (In the old days, manure piles were worth their weight in gold for the nitrates) until all of the water is gone. The crystals that are left is your saltpeter.
You can get sulfur from hot springs by evaporating spring water on metal cookie sheets. But I got mine from the local pharmacist.

...it's just a silly joke about a cheesy, but incredibly loved sci-fi show...

You don't have to bring real sciene into it. Just take it for what it is.

-B.

"Wait, you've got lightning spells, right? How fast can you set them off? Okay, that should be good enough... we just need about 12 big, thick metal bands, a pipe, and an iron ball."

And thus was born the railgun.

Fantasy Railgun? Of that's FTW!

-B!

PROTON TORPEDO FTW! ;)

:) Cool!

Thank you!

-B!

I think I've seen that episode of Star Trek....Didnt he shoot pieces of diamond at a lizard-man of some sort?

Yep, the episode was called Arena, and the lizard man was a Gorn.

-B!

Thats always a debate in a fantasy realm. How much "technology" is there.

Do we have guns. Do we have morphine. Is there an all you can eat buffet that doesn't belong to a gluttonous overlord where I'll get a full stomach, but then get a tummy ache as I see the peasants crawling for food. *sigh*

Well I hope there's a good buffet!

-B!

Treasure and food. Though, we've hit a snag captain, we only have room for one. . .

... and it all went downhill from there! *grin*