"Uh... guys? Not to, um, startle anyone, but I think there may have -urp- been a pressure breach, or maybe -URP- some kinda virus or... -something-, but I'm feeling pretty bloated here and -URRRRP- it's getting harder to move and my suit is busting at the sea--uuUUUUMPH! O-Okay, getting round now. -HURRRRP!- Ugh, guys, I hope you can hear this becaue I could really use some back-URRRRRP!

...Falco, is that you? Why are you laughing??"