Lord help Nate if Alex somehow slips, the impact would place that poor goat in a double-decker sized boobs shaped crater…

Anyways, a little story behind this one…

See, not long after joining High School, Alex joined a support group filled with students around the same age with not only Gynecomastia but others with Steatopygia (and in some cases, both), so there was much support and love from Alex’s big busted, bubble butted, thunder-thighed friends and in one such case caused Alex to develop a close (if not strained at times) friendship with a fellow inflicted member named Casey.

Casey seems to be more open about the condition then others and has been known to not only to be very affectionate, but unexpectedly glomp people at full force, which, as you might imagine, might cause some problems with comedic injuries (although Casey means well but fails to recognize this problem.)

Casey is as bright as sunshine, is a lover a cute things, and rather boy crazy (in the quirky Mabel Pines sort of way, not in the rapey sense.) Despite this, Casey has problems with personal space, both physically and mentally, the former already explained but the latter, not knowing when to hold back when being affectionate to people who are already claimed (even supposedly in this case.)

So now we begin to boil what goes down in this picture, the second target of Alex’s affections, Nate, being targeted by Casey, who only wants to glomp and cuddle the incredibly flustered and immediately sexually confused goat boy. In Nate’s case, despite considering himself as straight (which is documented considering the type of girls he admitted loving), is still not immune to Why Boner Syndrome, his hormones quite inexplicably drawn to those mountainous milky mammories of theirs and their boyishly cute to downright girly looks, which can come in conflict when Nate fully knows the truth behind Alex and Casey.

While Schmucky is more prone to handling such matters with either care or surprising nonchalance, Nate is more or less prone to overreaction and trying not to succumb to “Bueno” tendencies when he gets sandwiched between the two friend’s sweater cows.

Seems like the three have a long road ahead of them, hopefully Nate handles it better down the road… especially since there will much more from the support group to introduce.

On a hilariously random but relevant note, weirdly enough, while Alex’s attraction to Schmucky more or less boiled down to his personality and attitude, Alex’s attraction to Nate is purely physical… and the reason for it is in the most over the top and geekish way possible.

Alex (or at least Alex believes this), loves Nate cause his hair looks similar to Sora’s from Kingdom Hearts, which is pretty much Alex’s “Husbando 4 Life”.

What a Nerd.