Now I love coffee, I love it so much, i also love coffee releated trope plots, I live when Futurama, As Told By Ginger, and Bob's Burgers did it, I've always wanted to do it, and now some coffee stuff mixed with transformation! DON'T FAVORITE, COMMENT INSTEAD, I DONT LIKE FAVORITES, I LOVE COMMENTS

I'd like to take time out of me super busy schedule to introduce you to some weird person you probably don't care about in a town you've never heard of and a story of his first taste of coffee. We all love coffee, admit it, we all have an addiction, try giving it up, I guarantee your head will spin all the way around just trying to; well one person does the exact opposite, imagine being totally bored and lonely, no job and no girlfriend and even no friends at age 17, trust me, it doesn't sound as bad as it seems, it is so much worse, well now he has a place to belong, screw Starbucks a new franchise has opened up in Broken Arrow and one guy can't get enough...

Now this guy is in high school and isn't very popular, he has to do a lot of weird and impulsive stuff like bring Beanie Babies TM to school (try sueing me now Ty!) and dressing like a skunk on animal day for spirit week, try doing all that for a while. Willis while not very popular and is weird, doesn't care about either, he was never interested in popularity and has always known he is different, he is a freaking furry for crying out loud, and he doesn't care, he decided to embrace it rather then pretend to be something he is not. Now as you can imagine, doing that is not easy and he needs a boost, so today after school he's gonna stop for his favorite drink, a reduced heat non fat white chocolate mocha soy latte with an topped with whip cream and cinnamon and wow I feel like a hipster...

"Ugh why do we have to do this now, it's the last hour and it's Friday, can't we just listen to our headphones and out this worksheet in the recycling bin, that help's the planet," he jokingly told his history teacher as she passed out a worksheet with the page numbers of the answers already written on it.

"Sure, and writing zero on a paper instead of one hundred will help me conserve ink and keep me from throwing this pen away," she responded, humorously. His teachers always understood his sense of humor and actually enjoyed it, as did the other students, he never gets in trouble for making jokes.

"So Willis, I've gotta go see my uncle in Coweta tomorrow, what are you doing this weekend?" his desk neighbor asked him while ignoring her worksheet.

"I've heard about this new coffee shop called The Woods, I thought I'd try it out, it's like right outside my neighborhood so I don't need to drive," he said as he put his worksheet in the bin, it's a small class so he doesn't need to speak very loud to be heard that far.

After he got home from the bus, he came in to his house, put his backpack up in his room, put on a lighter jacket, and went out, his dad took some time to let him leave alone but he came around, and he was off to The Woods! Yea he doesn't get out as much as he wants so this is actually a pretty big deal for him. After he got to tho coffee shop he noticed everyone was sitting alone, like everybody was alone, there were like two couches but no big groups, so far this isn't Central Perk, which is perfect for someone who doesn't have any friends, pun intended. When he got to the register, he noticed something kinda off about the barista, she was an antho squirrel, who he called squirrel girl, he didn't seem to mind, and he was second in line.

"Hello I'd like a low fat low foam van... ahh giant squirrel!" he said as he noticed the chick, and he was shocked.

"Ahh a black guy...! See it's not very funny when someone does it to you now move along racist so I can get my coffee!" Willis said as he shoved the man away, mad at the exclamation and eager for his coffee.

"Thanks dude, it's so hard for an anthro to get taken seriously, in fact, just for that, have an espresso on the house!" she said, sounding suspiciously as if she was voiced by Nicole Sullivan as she handed him a cup with dark espresso.

"Huh, I've never tried espresso alone, what's it li... eww that's way too strong for..." He began as he drank the shot. At first he was disgusted by the strong bitter taste but after a moment, he got used to it.

"Oh yea, it's an acquired taste, but they'll grow on you, now what did you want again?" she asked.

"Reduced heat white chocolate mocha soy latte topped with whip and cinnamon... and with an extra shot please" he said as he pulled the cash from his wallet.

"Let's go! I wanna get me coffee toda... Ahh giant squirrel!" the woman behind him yelled.

"Ahh a Chinese girl...! So many racists here in Oklahoma."

The next day, Willis woke up, grabbed his iPad and headed over to the new coffee shop, his dad was at work, his mom was still sleeping and his sister was too distracted by Disney Junior to notice him swipe some cash from their wallets...! When he got there he noticed there was no line so he ran straight up and ordered his Double shot french vanilla cappuccino with soy milk then sat at the couch, he felt like he was Chandler, Ross, or Joey, though he was alone. After a few minutes of writing this story you're reading now, he felt kinda jittery and got up to order a second coffee, and this wasn't the only time...

"So boy, how come you're always alone, of all the both time I've seen you you never come in with anyone," the squirrel asked as she was making his 4th cup...

"Well I don't really have friends, I get along well with everybody and they find me funny but I don't have a relationship close enough with them to have friends, honestly I never really cared, I just thought, 'eh I have no friends, so what' I don't know why, but I don't really care, I mean in pair or group assignments I'm always accrued with another group or get stuck with the last person available, and where's my coffee!?" he explained as he kept getting faster as he went along...

After he fished that cup and finished typing this story, he went home and didn't go to bed until 3:42, that's almost an hour longer than his usual Saturday night.

The next Monday was present and Willis was in his first class, AP language, which he hated. He was sitting in his desk and was chugging a cup of coffee and jittering like crazy.

"Jonathan are you okay? You seem even more hyper than usual, and for you that's saying something," his teacher asked as she was passing out the test over In Cold Blood, the book they were reading.

"Um yes, and please call me by my last name mam, but this coffee is getting cold I need to drink it all before it gets colder then the blood of this book yea I went there you should have known I was gonna say that, and also I really don,t want to do this worksheet cause I didn't read the book yet cause I've been spending all my time at this new coffee shop called the woods, just kidding I used an audiobook while i was there, and also may I please go to the restroom!?" Willis said very quickly, he was getting harder to understand due to his mega caffeine intake.

"With all that coffee, yea don't hold that in, hurry b..." she began as Willis ran off extremely quickly.

"Wow, I knew he loved coffee but this is funny, even for him, I mean he has brought a pink raccoon and dressed as a skunk but..." the girl across the room began until Willis ran back in and plopped in his seat and chugged his coffee.

"Wow that was a close call I was worried I wasn't gonna make it now come on I gotta pass this test, I've got it good!" he said as he finished one of the cups and threw it in the trash can, which was all the way across the room.

"Willis put those cups down, I don't want you having anything that could have answers or notes on your..." the teacher began.

"WHAT!?!? okay then...!" he put the coffees down on the floor and rushed through the test. "ABDCCBADBCADBCADABCDBSCBDABACDBABBDBCADBAC" he whispered very faintly and quickly as he wrote the answers down, put his name on the paper, handed it in and rushed back to his desk and grabbed two cups. His teacher confusedly graded his test and told him his score.

"Willis, 78%,"

"Yes, this calls for a celebratory coffee!" he said as he drank one of the cups.

When the bell rang Willis ran past everyone blocking the door and jumped over all the stairs heading to Zoology class.

When Willis got there, everyone was less humored by his hyperness like usual and were more curious about his coffee.

"Willis your hair looks kinda messy, it's not combed over half way and combed down the other, have you been up all night?" his teacher asked as he was doing roll.

"Yes I have, not cause of caffeine, it was insomnia, I couldn't stop thinking about coffee, espresso, hot chocolate... I need to pee..." he said quickly as he ran out then almost instantly ran back in, "Time for coffee!" Everyone was left confused as he was acting stranger than normal, he didn't even bring a Beanie Baby today.

During lunch Willis stopped at the school's coffee shop and ordered three cappuccinos, two lattes, and seven shots of espresso, he was so busy waiting for all the coffee he didn't bother eating lunch. "This isn't French from France it's French from Canada!" he said as he shrugged the coffee down in disgust but still wanting it. As he was chugging the coffee an anthro opossum came by and said hello to him.

"Hey Ellie how ya doin' girl, I gotta tell you, when the law passed to allow anthros to finally come up from the sewers and live with humans as equals, the world has been so much better and I gotta tell you, I think..." he began very fast as she interrupted him by handing him the cup of coffee he put down.

"Look Willis, you're the only one here who respects us anthros and there's this one person who told me the worst thing to me about it, normally I could handle Jake but this time he went to far and now I think..." she began until Willis ran over to the front door, interrupting Jake and blocking the door.

"Hey dude, last time I checked these anthros had feelings and emotions so tell me why you think they are lesser beings, tell me, why do they deserve it, if you think they deserve the harsh treatment you give them them how would you feel if they killed themselves, go on, tell Ellie to kill herself, you clearly seem to think that she should cause she's a opossum so go on, go ahead, go tell her to kill herself...!" Willis said very quickly, and angrily.

"Dude I don't want them to die it's just..." he began, kinda confused about the event that's going on.

"Then where's the line, huh, tell me, where's the line? You can berate them, you can hit them, but them dying and escaping the torment is too far, why, why do you think this, so just your the most popular person cause you're on the debate team and take all AP classes, it doesn't mean you can insult someone just because of their species, now don't ever let me hear that you insulted an innocent person or animal or I swear I will shove your head so far up your A hole you will come out your own mouth, now get out of here and when you get back from Wendy's, apologize to Ellie!" he continued as Jake went off confused and kinda guilty.

"Oh my gosh, that was the sweetest thing anyone has ever done, nobody has ever stood up for me like that, do you want to go out later?" she said almost crying with tears of joy

"Sure, I'd love to, I've always thought you were cute so how about we go to the new coffee shop that's just by my neighborhood it's really good and..." he began until Ellie interrupted.

"Oh my gosh I love coffee, and my aunt in law works there, I love their iced hazelnut macchiato with whip and cocoa power!" she said is joy, getting faster alittle.

"Sweet it's a date, so I'll meet you there and we can get to know each other a little better now I've gotta go, I need to go to the student union and rap Busta Rhymes's part of Look at me Now before my caffeine rush wears off even though I hate that song, coffee lady, I need three more espressos!" he said as he ran to the Tiger Hut coffee shop then ran out the door.

After school the two met in the coffee shop and they ordered so many coffees.

"So Willis, how come you seem so accepting of anthros while everyone wants us to go back to where we came from?" she asked as she drank three coffees, not getting hyper and not minding Willis's jitters.

"Well I'm a furry so I imagine myself as an anthro anyway and even so they are still nice people and honestly this is a dream come true for me to know one, do you feel weird right now, I need a nap..." he exclaimed as he jumped on the couch, fell asleep then woke up almost instantly after. "I need more coffee, squirrel girl!"

"Hey Willis, drink this, after you finish this you will feel a lot calmer, it looks like you need it, it's your usual," the barista said as she handed him one cup, just one cup.

"One cup? ONE CUP? I need more ahh...!" he exclaimed as chugged the coffee. Afterward he got so jittery, so jittery, but suddenly he felt calmer, more peaceful and sat down by Ellie.

Suddenly he felt a tingly sensation in his pants... no not like that, he likes Ellie but this is a clean story, he noticed a tail was growing, a small, black and white fur tail. Then he dropped his empty cup, his hands turned to paws, now he can't flip racist jerks the bird, or in his case, the badger, his face got a small muzzle and black and white fur, which spread all across his body, suddenly, he was a badger now, and he didn't seem to mind.

"There you go, I can tell you are happy this way, I knew you didn't belong with your old form, you were different, your interests and sense of humor made me notice you needed a change, how do you feel?" the squirrel asked.

"I feel, calm, like all the caffeine just vanished from my system."

"Oh yea, anthros don't get effected by caffeine, we can drink all the coffee we want and stay normal no matter how much we drink, plus we get free coffee here," Ellie said.

"Wow, unlimited coffee, a new girlfriend, and now I'm a badger!? It's like some story online, and it's something I want to be a character of!" the new badger said as he grabbed another cup, now used to his new paws.

"Wait, what are you going to tell your parents?" Ellie asked, even more attracted to him.

"Eh they know I'm weird and they know I love badgers, they won't be surprised, now how about a kiss from anthro to anthro...?" he asked Ellie, even more attracted to her.

The two shared their first kiss, then chugged their coffee, staying calm and happy enjoying each other's fuzzy and foamy company. Willis finally felt belonged, he could drink all the coffee he wanted, and he has a girl who shares his eccentricities, now this badger has friends, and a place to go, yay for him, now I gotta order a cappuccino with a double shot!