i wasnt initially going to post this until i knew he had gotten his copy in the mail, but to hell with it.
this is J, featuring his (awesomely colored) tentacle-alien form, and his more public-friendly fuzzy disguise.
not much is known about such otherworldly tentacle beasts as J, except that they can, in fact, rather effectively disguise themselves to blend in with the surrounding populace, and that they fart parmesan, which lead to an extremely awkward conversation during J's visit, kicked off with the question, "why do you have that in your fridge?" J claims to have taken over the world several times, citing that he occasionally has to overthrow himself and take over as the new leader, right before sticking his tentacles into everyones ears and excreting a substance that quickly makes its way into the brain and causes memory loss. his hobbies include shoving his tentacles into augusts ears (sans memory loss, preferring that she remember the experience afterward), sexually harassing ambrose, and playing the shit out of brawl.
i literally cant review that last paragraph for spelling errors without hearing stephen fry read it off like some nature show.

oh, yeah, blah blah blah, fuck you scanner, blah blah blah color fuckery, the eyes are FUCKING GREEN. its really not my best, and i'll confess to having rushed it just a little, but its not bad, methinks.