Finally, a full-color drawing of Smackdragon, my drug-addicted, boozing, underfed and downright bastard of a dragon. I still haven't really done anything with him, though. But I will, someday.
Smackdragon is basically my answer to a lot of furries with Dragon fursonas that also seem to be obsessed with their characters being cutesy, fat, or playful or otherwise un-dragon-like in behavior. You know, dragons who swallow their mates and giggle as they kick around in their large stomachs, being slowly digested and turned into mush, while said dragon titters and gets a boner. Or boners.
Smackdragon is un-dragon-like himself, really. He's a dirty, foul, and rotten bastard who has more than once fallen asleep in his own piss and/or vomit. His brain has been fried to the point where he's become insane, though it's arguable that he was a loony long before the drugs. He's a lover of destruction for the sake of destruction, has a taste for violence, carjacking, and pyromania. He might have a soft side, since he seems to begrudgingly participate in tea-parties with the over-powered Miyu and the possibly alien Emily. ( http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1077068/ ). His man nemesis seems to be Lil' Kitler, a toddler anthropomorphic kitten that claims to be Hitler reincarnate ( http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1162555/ ). Also, he doesn't have any wings. I think he got them chopped off while flying drunk. I don't know.
So, yeah. Smackdragon.
Smackdragon is basically my answer to a lot of furries with Dragon fursonas that also seem to be obsessed with their characters being cutesy, fat, or playful or otherwise un-dragon-like in behavior. You know, dragons who swallow their mates and giggle as they kick around in their large stomachs, being slowly digested and turned into mush, while said dragon titters and gets a boner. Or boners.
Smackdragon is un-dragon-like himself, really. He's a dirty, foul, and rotten bastard who has more than once fallen asleep in his own piss and/or vomit. His brain has been fried to the point where he's become insane, though it's arguable that he was a loony long before the drugs. He's a lover of destruction for the sake of destruction, has a taste for violence, carjacking, and pyromania. He might have a soft side, since he seems to begrudgingly participate in tea-parties with the over-powered Miyu and the possibly alien Emily. ( http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1077068/ ). His man nemesis seems to be Lil' Kitler, a toddler anthropomorphic kitten that claims to be Hitler reincarnate ( http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1162555/ ). Also, he doesn't have any wings. I think he got them chopped off while flying drunk. I don't know.
So, yeah. Smackdragon.
Category All / All
Species Dragon (Other)
Size 876 x 1000px
File Size 312 kB
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