Note: I have never ONCE played SCP. NOR have I really read about to many of the SCPs. I just think the concept is interesting, so I tried my own hand at creating an SCP.

NOW ON WITH THE BIO!!!

"This SCP's number seems to change randomly or just appear scribbled out on every document about it. So it is mostly just referred to as the Jalopy. While it does not exactly look very threatening, nor is it at all dangerous, a lot of mystery surrounds this old car. While the car is sentient, it hardly makes attempts to escape. But when it does, it only gets to the door and then breaks down. When retrieved it was merely sitting in someone's garage, poorly maintained. The owner did not appear to know of the Jalopy's origins. Only that he happened to find it alongside the road during a road trip to the mountains. The only thing that grabs SCP's attention are the strange and weird symbols that appear and disappear on and around the Jalopy at random. They seem almost as if they are trying to tell us something. What do these strange symbols mean? They obviously make up some messages, but we here at SCP lack any means of decoding them. Some messages come to us in a form of numbers and scrambled words. But they only will read phrases such as; "It will have the answers." "He watches." "Truth is no longer stranger then fiction" "Look out for BILL! He is everwhere." What does it mean? It must be pointing us, here at SCP, at something bigger! We must find out what it means! If only we had some sort of DECODER."

And there you have it. My SCP, the Jalopy. Can YOU decode the messages?