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You better not forget the dad jokes either. >:C Examples as follows:
Son: Dad? I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Son: Dad, can I get a beer?
Dad: Yeah, but bring it here.
Son: *goes and gets beer* Okay dad, now what?
Dad: Give it here... *receives beer* Now what are you gonna drink? *psst*
Son: Dad, I hate mom. She won't ever let me do stuff.
Dad: She doesn't let me do fun stuff either, son.
Son: Dad? I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Son: Dad, can I get a beer?
Dad: Yeah, but bring it here.
Son: *goes and gets beer* Okay dad, now what?
Dad: Give it here... *receives beer* Now what are you gonna drink? *psst*
Son: Dad, I hate mom. She won't ever let me do stuff.
Dad: She doesn't let me do fun stuff either, son.
My friend saw my reply and thought I would’ve been a terrible father to him because I couldn’t take him fishing. I protested and said I would shower him with love and give him positive reinforcements and do a bunch of other stuff with him (and not circumcise him), and he got really weirded out. XD
This illustrates perfectly why I get teary eyed when I hear comedians make fun of themselves.
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