Rofl. I love that XD

haha..I can actually kick like that when I need to fight, otherwise its sorta messy but still ok

Did you know that when Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't actually push himself up? :D

Yeah, he push down the Earth. XD

Lol, I did not know they had Chuck Norris jokes in other countries.
Probably because he has a third fist hidden in his beard.

Chuck Norris doesn't use pick up lines. He simply looks at the woman and says "Now".

Spartaaaaaaaa!!!

awesome, took jujitsu for 7 years and probably could give out a few different kicks if ya want.

When he does push-ups he pushes the earth down.

=Þ

Lol I'm required to kick higher than that because of my rank in TKD.

=Þ

did ya know chuck Norris was friend's with bruce lee?

Na erre a contestre kíváncsi leszek!

Hehe, a kedvenc Chuck Norris tényem akkor is az marad hogy
"Chuck Norris a születésnapján kiválaszt egy szerencsés gyereket, s belehajítja a napba..." XD

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris once did a round house kick so fast, it ripped a hole in the space-time continuum and kicked Amelia Earhart in the face as she crossed the Atlantic.

The original name of the Holy Bible was "Chuck Norris & his friends"

(Old) Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

(Vary Old) Chuck Norris is the only one who can slam a revolving door shut.

(IDK) The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was canceled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie 14 seconds long.