Thanks to the popularity of suggesting different animals for smooshing possibilities on my tumblr, someone had suggested I do a Smoosh Shark. They gave me an idea of it using torrents of water to flatten others, but I wanted to get a bit more creative.

Instead, Smoosh Sharks have huge jaws that are like clamps, inside its jaws is a flat surface on both the roof and tongue that it slams down on others to flatten them. Their throat is too small to actually swallow anyone, so they digest food within their jaws, but don't worry, they can't digest you as the acid isn't strong enough to even feel. You'd have to sit on their tongue for a long time for that to happen.

They prefer dairy products, anyway.