This was based on an idea presented to me featuring Thunderbolt meeting Drago in the buff.

Taking a break for all the fame, fortune, and film productions, Thunderbolt decide to enjoy the outdoors alone in the mountains near the city. He hiked up the slopes enjoy the cool air, the fresh scent of flowers and trees blowing in the wind. He felt free from all the publicity and crowds. He then heard the sound of water flowing. He followed the sound and came to a stream. The water was clear and fresh. He could see that the water was about 6 feet deep. He knelt down and scooped up some water in his hands and sipped it. It was delicious and he drank some more. It felt cool as it went down his throat. A swim now would feel even better. He did burn up a sweat after all that hiking. He didn’t want to get his clothes wet, so he stripped down completely. He neatly folded his clothes and put them on a large rock. He then stood there for a moment and let the cool breeze blow across his body before jumping in the water. Wonderful! It felt wonderful. The water wasn’t deep but he was still able to swim around. He swam up the stream about a quarter of a mile, then laid back and let the current float him back again. After a few minutes of a refreshing swim, he got back out and shook himself dry. He let the breeze blow through his body once more and went to get dressed. However, he was shocked to find his clothes were missing. He franticly searched around the area looking around every rock, tree, checking inside bushes, and looking up in the trees. He thought maybe he was in the wrong place and began walking down the stream. But before leaving the area, there came a voice from behind a tree.

Voice: Did you lose something?

Thunderbolt looked over and saw a tall and athletic white wolf leaning against a tree. He too was nude.

Thunderbolt: Who are you? Where did you come from?!
Drago: I’m Drago, and I’ve been following you all day… up to now.
Thunderbolt: Did you take my clothes?!
Drago: (Snickers) I sure did.

Furious, Thunderbolt charge toward Drago.

Drago: I wouldn’t do that! I hid your clothes! Lay a hand on me and you’ll never see them again!
Thunderbolt: (Stopped in front of him but still furious) What do you want?
Drago: Relax Thunddie.
Thunderbolt: (Leans against the tree) How do you know me?
Drago: Everyone knows you. I’ve seen all your movies, articles, and photos. You seem to be very proud of yourself. You think you’re the best.
Thunderbolt: So what? I don’t see you in movies.
Drago: (Chuckles) That’s cute. But I have control of you now.
Thunderbolt: The heck you do!
Drago: I do. I have your clothes remember. You do everything that I say… or you’ll be going back out in public just as you are. That’ll make some very interesting stories, especially to all your kiddie fans.

Thunderbolt clenched his fists wanting to beat the wolf bloody. But Drago was right, this incident could ruin his career. He had no choice but to listen to the wolf until he gave his clothes back.

Thunderbolt: What do you want from me then?
Drago: (Gazes at Thunderbolt’s exposed body) Hmmm! What do people see in you with all that flab? And that ugly mug of yours.
Thunderbolt: What the…!
Drago: No wonder you want your clothes back… to hide your hideous self. But hey, check me out! (Flexes and poses) I am drop dead sexy! And I’m not afraid to show it! I don’t hide it like wimps and their shameful clothes! You should be on your knees kissing and licking body.
Thunderbolt: Gross! What is your point?!
Drago: (Puts his arm around Thunderbolt) I’m better looking than you, and you know it. (Thunderbolt growls at him). Now since we’re both dressed for it, how a nice refreshing swim?
Thunderbolt: Fine by me! (Then as hard as he could, Thunderbolt struck his fist into Drago’s stomach stunning the wolf. He then struck him on the nose, and pushed him hard into the stream). Have fun!

Drago cursed at Thunderbolt as he flowed down the stream. Without caring about his lost clothes, Thunderbolt began walking back home. He collected leaves and connected them together to make his own undergarments to wear in town. If anyone asks him what he’s doing, he’ll simply pose proudly and say he getting ready for a new movie… because he’s THE best.

Thunderbolt © Disney
Drago © Archie Comics
Art & Story:  ejhusky