Written in response to
chuong's story Modernizing the G-52s. It happens that Zachary had legitimately had a reason to go Gordon Ramsay on the G-52s, but Cripto then discovered the source of the negative attitudes: Bendraqi!
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chuong entirely; parallels of Leo joint-owned by him and me
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chuong's story Modernizing the G-52s. It happens that Zachary had legitimately had a reason to go Gordon Ramsay on the G-52s, but Cripto then discovered the source of the negative attitudes: Bendraqi!UN1024s ©
chuong entirely; parallels of Leo joint-owned by him and meBatman © DC Comics
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Zachary: Even without the pouter germs, some of you would still be so sad in some situations, that you even make Grumpy Cat happy! The next G-52 who expresses any form of defeat or negativity will have a photo of themselves with Grumpy Cat's face Photoshopped on it AND have said photos posted allover Wildcat City from fliers to TVs! Then I'm going to record this and put it on the internet since you guys LOVE to overreact!
Chuong: Chill down Zachary! You already went Gordon Ramsay once. Once is more than enough.
Zachary: Okay but what about Cripto when he overreacts? Because not only will he temporarily lose his Challenger but I might Photoshop Cripto with Grumpy Cat's face on him too.
Chuong: Taking the Challenger away and giving him a pink Honda Fit is good enough. The Photoshop idea is going a bit too far. Even Zanta hates the Grumpy Cat meme even though its appropriate.
Zachary: I don't know bud but the G-52s have to change. And it starts NOW! We got a race to prepare for next week; one for New Orleans and one possibly over in Vietnam after we settle in Singapore on the first day of Chinese New Years.
Chuong: Focus more on the race not on how to punish the G-52s for negative behaviour. Red Thunder has his CTS-V souped up for the race and we gotta make sure the Krieglandmobile is ready too. Oh and not to mention, we'll be having the parallels race against each other on the Nurburgring track in Germany too to see which parallel is the fastest. That Cadillac CTS-V... It looks like a magnetic rock or something!
Zachary: But it was designed for performance. Not to mention, today's technologies make performance go faster with more efficiency and the limits for speed has technically been broken.
Chuong: Right. I'm going to go to Singapore soon so I can watch the race to New Orleans without being there since I have to control myself. New Orleans is a trap for my gluttony and appetite and their food is so good and irresistible. After the race and Mardi Gras, you guys will fly over to Singapore to meet me there for the Lunar New Years. Then, we'll go on from there. Remember, we gotta be festive! It will also help against those pouter germs too!
Chuong: Chill down Zachary! You already went Gordon Ramsay once. Once is more than enough.
Zachary: Okay but what about Cripto when he overreacts? Because not only will he temporarily lose his Challenger but I might Photoshop Cripto with Grumpy Cat's face on him too.
Chuong: Taking the Challenger away and giving him a pink Honda Fit is good enough. The Photoshop idea is going a bit too far. Even Zanta hates the Grumpy Cat meme even though its appropriate.
Zachary: I don't know bud but the G-52s have to change. And it starts NOW! We got a race to prepare for next week; one for New Orleans and one possibly over in Vietnam after we settle in Singapore on the first day of Chinese New Years.
Chuong: Focus more on the race not on how to punish the G-52s for negative behaviour. Red Thunder has his CTS-V souped up for the race and we gotta make sure the Krieglandmobile is ready too. Oh and not to mention, we'll be having the parallels race against each other on the Nurburgring track in Germany too to see which parallel is the fastest. That Cadillac CTS-V... It looks like a magnetic rock or something!
Zachary: But it was designed for performance. Not to mention, today's technologies make performance go faster with more efficiency and the limits for speed has technically been broken.
Chuong: Right. I'm going to go to Singapore soon so I can watch the race to New Orleans without being there since I have to control myself. New Orleans is a trap for my gluttony and appetite and their food is so good and irresistible. After the race and Mardi Gras, you guys will fly over to Singapore to meet me there for the Lunar New Years. Then, we'll go on from there. Remember, we gotta be festive! It will also help against those pouter germs too!
*Note the G-52s are outside. Some are playing volleyball while others are taking a swim in Super C's Olympic-style swimming pool.*
Super C: Well, we are certainly not going to have our photos with Grumpy Cat. I think that was done already, or at least proposed. Somebody suggested to the people who do The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon that they do some Photoshop humor involving us next to Grumpy Cat.
Leo: And I personally have been satirized 3 times in Mad Magazine; the writers claim they did it at the risk of me bellowing. I didn't know it happened until too late. But that's satire. It's supposed to ridicule people. Anyways, time to get some exercise.
*He goes to lane 3 and prepares himself, then dives in and begins to do the breaststroke.*
Super C: I decided that if we are going to be positive more, we'll be outdoors in the sunshine more. It's a good source of Vitamin D anyway. Now I can start my aerobics exercise; that puts me in a good mood. *He begins.* 1 and 2 and 1 and 2!
Super C: Well, we are certainly not going to have our photos with Grumpy Cat. I think that was done already, or at least proposed. Somebody suggested to the people who do The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon that they do some Photoshop humor involving us next to Grumpy Cat.
Leo: And I personally have been satirized 3 times in Mad Magazine; the writers claim they did it at the risk of me bellowing. I didn't know it happened until too late. But that's satire. It's supposed to ridicule people. Anyways, time to get some exercise.
*He goes to lane 3 and prepares himself, then dives in and begins to do the breaststroke.*
Super C: I decided that if we are going to be positive more, we'll be outdoors in the sunshine more. It's a good source of Vitamin D anyway. Now I can start my aerobics exercise; that puts me in a good mood. *He begins.* 1 and 2 and 1 and 2!
Zachary: That and understand that everybody in Arizona knows who Grumpy Cat is; even the Nickelbacks and Jocko knows about her fame. As for satire, well, welcome to America where satire is protected by the First Amendment!
Chuong: Whilst I stay in Singapore, I should be swimming in my hotel pool myself too! Then, I'm going to eat some hot tasty spicy Singaporean food afterwards!
Anh: Just remember to control yourself or else I will bring durian to you.
Zhou/Jake: I'm from Singapore and we have a law that mandates the washing of hands before eating. Hygiene is very strict in Singapore and we are very cautious about our surroundings. We're a tropical country and we're ripe for germs and diseases so our government is extremely cautious and wants us to take our hygiene seriously. So bear that in mind G-52s since the health department in my country do not screw around; they mean it to the last letter.
Chuong: Whilst I stay in Singapore, I should be swimming in my hotel pool myself too! Then, I'm going to eat some hot tasty spicy Singaporean food afterwards!
Anh: Just remember to control yourself or else I will bring durian to you.
Zhou/Jake: I'm from Singapore and we have a law that mandates the washing of hands before eating. Hygiene is very strict in Singapore and we are very cautious about our surroundings. We're a tropical country and we're ripe for germs and diseases so our government is extremely cautious and wants us to take our hygiene seriously. So bear that in mind G-52s since the health department in my country do not screw around; they mean it to the last letter.
Dark Wolf: We'll remember that; always wash your hands before you eat. That's a federal offense in Singapore if you don't. Here, it's not, but it is encouraged. I do it.
Macho Mouse: I do that as a habit. You have a health department stricter than us, but strict is an image this town wants to lose.
Macho Mouse: I do that as a habit. You have a health department stricter than us, but strict is an image this town wants to lose.
Zhou/Jake: Singapore is too small to have a federal government so we call that as a national offence. Second, we were colonized by Brits so our law system is based on the UK's Westminster System. Second, we're strict because of historical and geographical reasons; historical because we used to have a horrible case of opium smuggling during the British colonial days and geographical because we're in Earth's tropical zone.
Chuong: Purple and gold for King Leo!
Arnold: I wanna ride with King Leo because purple looks good on me though I'm born as a purple fox! Wonder who's going to ride with Red Thunder?
Chuong: I will. Arnold, you and I will make sure that none of the drivers cheat. Knowing Red Thunder and King Leo, they'll race against each other fair and square just like how Hypatos and Cripto raced against each other. But this race is going to be bigger and more intense since its from one state to another. Wildcat City to New Orleans... That is going to be quite a long race.
Zachary: So you want to ride in his Cadillac CTS-V? Don't forget to tell us how it feels to ride in it on high speed! Those Cadillacs are pure American indulgence on wheels and they always make sure that when you get a Cadillac, you will never go back.
Chuong: Heh. If I wanted a luxury car, I'd go for the Mercedes; German engineering at its finest there.
Arnold: I wanna ride with King Leo because purple looks good on me though I'm born as a purple fox! Wonder who's going to ride with Red Thunder?
Chuong: I will. Arnold, you and I will make sure that none of the drivers cheat. Knowing Red Thunder and King Leo, they'll race against each other fair and square just like how Hypatos and Cripto raced against each other. But this race is going to be bigger and more intense since its from one state to another. Wildcat City to New Orleans... That is going to be quite a long race.
Zachary: So you want to ride in his Cadillac CTS-V? Don't forget to tell us how it feels to ride in it on high speed! Those Cadillacs are pure American indulgence on wheels and they always make sure that when you get a Cadillac, you will never go back.
Chuong: Heh. If I wanted a luxury car, I'd go for the Mercedes; German engineering at its finest there.
Chuong: Of course! Someone is going to try to record the race one way or another so might as well televise it!
Burkhart: I doubt any professional racer with a real performance car wouldn't want his race televised. A real racer wants attention and deals with them.
Salvatore: Second, supervillains tend to want attention too. Red Thunder is a racer and a supervillain so there is no doubt that he loves attention in his racing competitions. He also plays fair too so he has nothing to hide.
Burkhart: I doubt any professional racer with a real performance car wouldn't want his race televised. A real racer wants attention and deals with them.
Salvatore: Second, supervillains tend to want attention too. Red Thunder is a racer and a supervillain so there is no doubt that he loves attention in his racing competitions. He also plays fair too so he has nothing to hide.
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