"Why do you have to kick all my friends out every time?"

"Lando, I don't kick out all your friends, just the ones that tend to BITE ME or FORCE ME TO BECOME AN ANIMAL I LOATH."

"Oh please, if you hate wolves so much, why do you still turn into one-"

*BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM*

"Sounds like he's back."

"Hm....What you do want, ya' blue moron?"

"LET ME BACK IN!!"

"I'd sooner let a school of piranhas in than you."

"You have no right to kick me out!!"

" . . . . . Hehehehehehehehe . . . . . . HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

"....You done?"

"Yeah. I'm done. Seriously though, Why don't you just go meet Lando at YOUR house, or at the park? Why at my house??"

"Because anything that I break, it's only YOUR stuff that gets broken! Not mine!"

"Doesn't that sound like something you'd say?"

"And that's another reason why I'll never let you in!"

"Don't make me kick this door down!"

"Don't make me kick your butt even harder than the last time!"

"WEAKLING HUMAN!"

"STUPID WOLF!!"

"HAIRLESS APE!!!"

"MANGY MUTT!!!"

"STUCK UP, TAILESS DORK!!"

"BRAINLESS, SNAGGLE-TOOTHED, LOSER!!!"

"ORANGE IS A STUPID COLOR!!"

"AND BLUE IS AN EVEN STUPIDER COLOR!!!"

"....Wow."

"What?? / What?!"

"You too are so similar, it's like you're both alternate versions of each other...."

"OH, GO LIGHT YOURSELF ON FIRE! / YOU'RE KIDDING, RI- .....Actually...."

"You're not actually mulling over what he said, are you?!"

".....Well, he isn't wrong..."

"....You know what? BOTH of you can get out!!" I don't even care anymore!!!"

Voodoo -  kitsunezero