*giggle*

Ye dare laugh at the great and powerful Oz, I mean, tofu!?!

indeed, beware, I have spinach,olive oil and a cast iron pan

well, I can't help it, tofu is so tasty!

Isn't there anyone who won't eat the tofu?

Nope! Tofu is just that delicious.
FORGET THE HATERS

You cruel beast!
Have you no ?

Of course I do!

Tofu is good for heart health, right?

Well, soya protein (from which tofu is derived) is believed to help lower levels of bad cholesterol (LDL).
LDL cholesterol is considered the “bad” cholesterol because it contributes to plaque, a thick, hard deposit that can clog arteries and make them less flexible. This condition is known as atherosclerosis. If a clot forms and blocks a narrowed artery, heart attack or stroke can result.
WAIT! Why I am giving you this information. You're only going to use it to hurt me.

Someday we'll have to make you a more....manageable one.

Yes. So I can run and frolic like the other boys.

I was also kinda reminded of one of the VVVVVV characters!

Only difference is MegaTofu has a closed mouth.

Still, though!

MegaTofu's silent smile keeps the world from devastation.