-cuts self to feed the bats- ^^

Starr shifts to her normal size and shape: Sorry, but we'll need MORE than that to survive >:)

... Ok. .3. -offers neck-

Starr pulls out a switchblade knife and a bucket: This is only going to hurt you a LOT....

Or you can just enjoy me yourself... O30

Starr chuckled: Sorry, I'm a Lesbian. AND I'm married.

... Not in that way. =n=

Starr: World's a dirty place. Anything we say can be taken as a sexual context. Can't be too careful these days.

Kenn: *offers my neck* STRAIGHT FROM THE SOURCE!

Starr: Right, I plan to slice it open with a knife. I don't believe in the whole "Vampire transformation" bullshit, because when it comes down to it all, we'd rather kill our food that bring it back to life. *Readies knife* Now, hold still.

Kenn: O3O I have HIV...

Starr: Um, news flash dude... We are immune to diseases.

Kenn:... -throws a smoke grenade-

Starr shifts into a bat and flies off.

Kenn hides in a cross covered holy box

A small, green-skinned female creature approached Kenn: Lol, why are you hiding in a box like a baby?

Kenn: *has some BBQ ribs* ... MY FOOD! >8C

Creature: Sorry, I'm more of a Chicken gal. Finger-lickin' good. Now, why are you cowering in a box, Jack?

Kenn:... I'm afraid of having my neck slit open... -also has chicken but shares that-

The creature eats the chicken like an untidy pig: So, you met Starr Ravenclaw, didja'?

Kenn: Yep.

Creature: You know that she won't rest now since you're on her "Feeding list". She'll try everything in her power to kill you just to drain you of your blood.

Kenn: ... Well then, take this. *hands creature a remote control with a big button* Take care now... *removes the box and cuts self*

The creature looked and inspected the device she was handed: What the hell is this thing?

-the button is unpressable-

Kenn: STARR!!!

The Creature chuckled: That's not how you grab her attention. You have to go to Midnight Mansion. But, traveller, beware of obstacles that will lead to your doom. Midnight Woods is not for the faint of heart.

Kenn: .3. Thank you for the information. Also, when that button glows... press it... -grabs a sword and a Solar Gun and runs off-

The creature picks her ear as she watches Kenn run off: I should probably tell him that most Vampires there are not actually affected by the sun... *Grins maliciously* Nah!... *She proceeded to pick up a large rock and smash the remote control* Now, to head back to Midnight Mansion *Darts off on her own path*

-the remote lays broken... then flashes rapidly-

-a nuclear device built into Kenn's heart starts counting down as Kenn heads towards Midnight Mansion-

The Mansion stood tall as it appeared to move slightly. Looking down at Kenn. It clearly senses danger and lets out a mighty, animalistic roar. Alerting the other residents that live within it's body.

The Mansion then rises from the ground as large thorny plants began to act like large spidery legs.

Bats swarmed from the monolithic monster in panic as they tried to calm down the hulking building of terror.

Kenn: OAO -grabs one vines and starts climbing up-

Fire bellowed out of the chimney as a demonic creature arose from the flames. She spread her hellish wings and took flight at Kenn. The Demon shot fireballs at Kenn, aiming away from the Mansion's "legs".

Kenn: GAH! -he clings closer to the leg-

The green-skinned creature appeared with a vile grin on her face: Hey, you seem to be in a bit of a pickle, bro! *Tosses a stink bomb at Kenn*

Kenn: QAQ WAI?!! *holds on for dear life*

Creature: What can I say? I'm a fucking TROLL! XD

Demon: Have anymore of those stink bombs left, Villas?

The troll known as Villas turned to see the demon flying a bit closer to Kenn: I have an endless supply! Thanks to Gabriel KaBoom and Patty O'Lassie.

Demon: Might I suggest you use more of them. The more, the better.

Villas: Righty-O! *throws more Stink bombs*

Demon readies her fireballs

Kenn: -screeches incredibly loudly- STOP IT!! -pulls out a box- THIS IS A PACKAGE FOR ZOEY!! IT FELL OUT OF A MAILMAN THAT STARR ENJOYED AT IN THE AFTERNOON!

The rustling and fighting suddenly came to an abrupt halt.

Zoey fluttered curiously at the package: I didn't order anything and Mailmen don't come by here.

Starr: And I don't remember eating any mailman.

Demon: Hell delivers the mail to Midnight Mansion.

Kenn: O3O Look, I don't know what this is. All it said was Zoey: Midnight Mansion and I admit I was throwing up when that mailman got his blood sucked out by some vampire. I don't know. Bc

Nova: Then shouldn't it have came from Hell?

Starr: I doubt this thing is even safe.

Zoey: I agree. We should give it to Gabriel for analysis.

Nova: I'll go and fetch her *flies off*

Starr: Now, YOU! *looks at Kenn* Get off our Mansions' legs! We are having a talk!

Zoey: I'd obey if I were you.

Satanae: I disobeyed once. Bitch gave me a black eye.

Kenn: *jumps off and lands into a bale of hay* NOPE!

A scarecrow appeared from a nearby cornfield: HEY! GET OFF OF MY HAY!

Kenn: AH! SORRY!! QAQ -jumps out and gives the Scarecrow her hat back-

*Her hat is on her head XD*

Starr shifted back to her normal form as well as Zoey.

Satanae landed with her cloven hooves and Villas ran up next to her.

Starr: Now, what the Hell is up with you, totting weapons here like you're fucking Van Helsing or some shit?

Kenn:... O3O I'mma stupid Neko who doesn't know common curtsy.

Villas grinned wickedly with her malicious Trollface: Or maybe it's because I told him some B.S. about you chasing him down for the rest of eternity.

Starr growled at Villas: Why did you go and make some Bullshit lie like that?

Villas: Haters gonna hate! XD

Kenn: I'm sorry. I was afraid for my own mortal... l-life... -clenches heart- Ah... >n< Ow... that hurt...

A Vortex appeared with fog and bats emerging from it. Out of the vortex was a woman dressed in black. She wore a hood revealing only her eyes. She also had a skeletal leotard and a long, dark robe. She carried a scythe and had chestplate and shoulder plate armor on with skulls and bramble.

Satanae: Lady Death. How good to see you.

Lady Death looks down at Kenn: I know what you have. And to prevent any major destruction to Midnight Woods, I will encase you in a ball *forms a black, impenetrable, transparent ball around Kenn* and wait until you finally explode.

Starr: What?

Lady Death: That device you smashed, Villas was a detonator to a nuclear bomb in his chest.

Kenn: Wait... WHAT?!! -he starts panicking in the bubble-

Villas: Why the fuck would he hand it to me to press then?

Lady Death: My guess is to annihilate all of Midnight Woods by offering himself. A noble but foolish act.

Kenn: I THOUGHT THAT WAS MY DVR REMOTE! I Wanted her to record Waling Dead for me when I died... AT LEAST MY GHOST WOULD HAVE SOMETHING TO WATCH!

Lady Death: Don't you DARE lie to me, boy!

Kenn: I'm not. I'm a terrible liar. Try me!

Villas: But that remote only had ONE button.

Kenn: Because I thought it only needed one button! THOSE VATI-CABLE SONS OF ******!

-Vati-Cable... Try and guess ;D-

(I have no idea... I tried to cheat via google XD)

Lady Death: And how ironic. You also bear a SWORD and a GUN that somehow traps U.V. energy. Care to explain that, Mr. I'm-a-terrible-liar?

-The Vatican runs a 'cable' company-

Kenn: Stole it off some guy in a skin tight outfit. His corpse was inside a random box I found... and then I ate 'em...

Zoey looks to Starr in confusion and mouths: What?

Starr shrugged

Villas: Hang on, those BBQ ribs you were eating were that guy's ribs? Pretty weird thing to do when you had an encounter with a Vampire who threatened to cut your neck open with a knife.

Lady death looked to Kenn with annoyance: regardless. You'll soon be nothing but a smear in that ball. Like a bug, CRUSHED under a shoe.

Kenn: O3O K...

Satanae: You seem to be taking your demise lightly.

Kenn: I really don't care anymore. I screwed up too much of your time.

Villas: no sense in eating him then, his guts and blood would be toxic after he explodes.

Satanae: Right. Why not just teleport him to, I don't know... Somewhere in America? Canada? Japan? Anywhere is fine with me.

Lady Death: Anywhere?

Satanae: Yea. Anywhere.

Lady Death: Then I'll send him to Hell.

Satanae: Wait, WHAT!? NONONO! Let's NOT take him there!

Lady Death: You said, and I quote, "Anywhere is fine with me". Was that a lie?

Satanae: What I meant was anywhere on EARTH!

Kenn: I deserve to go to Hell... -crying- That guy I told you about... I KILLED HIM! I WAS HUNGRY!!! I thought... -sniff- I could take that to my grave... -huff- BUT THE GUILT IS KILLING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Waaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa... TAT

Lady Death: Quit your sniveling! It sickens me! And I'm not taking you to Hell, I was merely joking! As expected, my sense of humor goes unnoticed.

All: ..........

Lady death: After your death, I'm taking you to the NecroWorld. a Place of utter torment.

Kenn: QnQ -still crying-

Any chance you could do an animation of her or a contemporary doing crunches as such?

I can't do animation at all XD