then BOOM arrow to the knee

YES

FFF I once killed a chicken in skyrim, then got 40 bounty, then killed the other chicken - and it said i'd killed all the witnesses, bounty removed.

Chickens can be witnesses.

That was luck :D I have feeling that guards have their eyes everywhere. AND HORSES.

i remember my first action in skyrim was to kill the chicken in the first town, everyone immediately wanted to kill me, this led me to believe that chickens are actually holy animals in skyrim

Could be. XD
Could be a nod to the cuckoos in Zelda, also.

You pointed at a chicken with a sword?
+1,000,000,000 bounty added to everywhere

As they slipped into the hen pen
they pulled their sword then
got a chicken.
just a little snick, then
some finger lickin
a real John wick plan.
It ran into the garden
an escape plan by a Hen-Wen.
but the fence it was escape proof
such a sad truth
Stabbed by sharp tooth.

Henny, are you OK?
So Henny are you OK?
Are you OK, Henny?
Henny, are you OK?
So Henny are you OK?
Are you OK, Henny?
Henny, are you OK?
So Henny are you OK?
Are you OK, Henny?

You've been stabbed by
(You got ate by)
Been ate by
a toon criminal.

^^this XD
Might just be the best comment.

OMFG THIS ... IS... PERFECT!!! Bahahaha I love it!!

nyahaha I DID IT
I was worried about wrong idea catching xD

hahaha I love it and so does Varg! Thank you these were amazing!!