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"The ONLY RULE of this group/icon:
Sonas/alter egos of the listed couple mustn't, in ANY image, have sex with someone else than their only partner (no matter if both are present in the image or just one of them, both mean two-timing).
They may have sex in strict monogamy only(=be faithful=be in true love). 1 for life.
If there are any e.g. old artworks violating this rule, take care of removal of all copies of such images from FA.
Even 1 violating picture (even on sb else's account!) disqualifies the couple from the list.
(if such image is still up just because the artist refuses to remove it sort of reason, report it - the staff should remove it if the character belongs to you)
(Note it's about ART, not your real life. Noone is in power to check the real you. Your sonas are to represent true love though.)
Please, make sure there are no such images of you two on FA before applying.
It costs a lot of time and effort to verify the sonas, so please, make sure there is nothing to be found first. I'd highly prefer to add you after all those hours of veryfying yoru sonas^^
Thank you in advance!
If you're caught on using this icon even though you break the rule and you refuse to stop using it, you'll be put onto a PUBLIC black list of liars. "
This comic is deliciously accurate.
Sonas/alter egos of the listed couple mustn't, in ANY image, have sex with someone else than their only partner (no matter if both are present in the image or just one of them, both mean two-timing).
They may have sex in strict monogamy only(=be faithful=be in true love). 1 for life.
If there are any e.g. old artworks violating this rule, take care of removal of all copies of such images from FA.
Even 1 violating picture (even on sb else's account!) disqualifies the couple from the list.
(if such image is still up just because the artist refuses to remove it sort of reason, report it - the staff should remove it if the character belongs to you)
(Note it's about ART, not your real life. Noone is in power to check the real you. Your sonas are to represent true love though.)
Please, make sure there are no such images of you two on FA before applying.
It costs a lot of time and effort to verify the sonas, so please, make sure there is nothing to be found first. I'd highly prefer to add you after all those hours of veryfying yoru sonas^^
Thank you in advance!
If you're caught on using this icon even though you break the rule and you refuse to stop using it, you'll be put onto a PUBLIC black list of liars. "
This comic is deliciously accurate.
As I mentioned in another comment below, that's a really bad way to look at relationships. Great that they can feel superior while they ruin their own lives, though. Maybe it will help them one day when they're unpacking an entire lifetime worth of delusion crashing down around them.
What I would not give for 20 minutes with this person to explain the sad sad morbidly slutty world we live in and how fantasies like their's are merely the fevered dreams of a mad man. Believing in 'true forever love' leads to 'true forever alone'.*
* - The last statement should be put into context before one rants at me. Sure Queen Victoria never married after the death of her beloved Prince Albert, but she lived the rest of her life in mourning (literally she wore a mourning gown virtually everyday!).
* - The last statement should be put into context before one rants at me. Sure Queen Victoria never married after the death of her beloved Prince Albert, but she lived the rest of her life in mourning (literally she wore a mourning gown virtually everyday!).
I don't think it's so much that having sex with multiple people should be considered a good thing. I would think statistically it's more likely to be a bad thing, as it often happens behind the significant other's back. But the point is that having sex with only one person is not the only valid life choice, and the concept of "true love" is incredibly harmful because such a thing really doesn't exist.
And I don't say that as some kind of Grinch trying to steal away all lovers' good times or whatever, I mean that it's legitimately harmful to be under the notion that whoever you've chosen to show affection to, in the billions of people on this planet, is "the one and only" for you. The idea that changing partners, breaking up, finding someone else attractive despite having a relationship already, bringing in a third party to the relationship, etc are all universally bad... that's just very damaging and I speak out of experience when I say these things are very likely to do you some major psychological and relationship harm.
And I don't say that as some kind of Grinch trying to steal away all lovers' good times or whatever, I mean that it's legitimately harmful to be under the notion that whoever you've chosen to show affection to, in the billions of people on this planet, is "the one and only" for you. The idea that changing partners, breaking up, finding someone else attractive despite having a relationship already, bringing in a third party to the relationship, etc are all universally bad... that's just very damaging and I speak out of experience when I say these things are very likely to do you some major psychological and relationship harm.
I swear to god, every time I see any comic from you, I know its going to be freaking spot on
and its going to be hilarious but somehow also kinda frustrating like
yeah that joke? it happens irl
there is people out there like that
...Not that I'm complaining, I actually laugh my ass off. But food for thought.
and its going to be hilarious but somehow also kinda frustrating like
yeah that joke? it happens irl
there is people out there like that
...Not that I'm complaining, I actually laugh my ass off. But food for thought.
Oh shit! Now I have to delete that picture where I drew myself waving a gun that I don't have an imaginary license for! I have to be quick before someone comissions a picture where I'm arrested and land in imaginary prison where I'll recieve an imaginary criminal record! D=
It's sad that people like these exist.
It's sad that people like these exist.
Ugh, that "By Proxy" argument has got to stop. I don't even think people realize they're doing it.
"Gay Marriage will destroy MY Hetero Marriage just by existing, even if I didn't know about it!"
But here is the thing about it. It's not affecting you at all. People are making this up in their minds. This is the same thing with poly relationships.
I feel the most important rule in life is that you find a way to be happy, but never at the expense of others. Happiness is already so damn hard to achieve with the stresses of money, danger, illness and so on. Sadness is so prevalent. IF YOU FIND HAPPINESS. EMBRACE IT. If your neighbor finds happiness doing something else? Be happy for them! Hating people and deciding that they should all be happy based entirely on your interpretation of happiness just breeds contempt for people who haven't done anything to you!
So, if you sleep with one person and it makes you happy? Awesome.
sleep with 10 at a time and it makes you super happy?! Great!
If mixing legos and oatmeal is your calling in life? NEAT. It's not hurting anyone else. You're wasting your time hating others and not learning what makes you happy!
"Gay Marriage will destroy MY Hetero Marriage just by existing, even if I didn't know about it!"
But here is the thing about it. It's not affecting you at all. People are making this up in their minds. This is the same thing with poly relationships.
I feel the most important rule in life is that you find a way to be happy, but never at the expense of others. Happiness is already so damn hard to achieve with the stresses of money, danger, illness and so on. Sadness is so prevalent. IF YOU FIND HAPPINESS. EMBRACE IT. If your neighbor finds happiness doing something else? Be happy for them! Hating people and deciding that they should all be happy based entirely on your interpretation of happiness just breeds contempt for people who haven't done anything to you!
So, if you sleep with one person and it makes you happy? Awesome.
sleep with 10 at a time and it makes you super happy?! Great!
If mixing legos and oatmeal is your calling in life? NEAT. It's not hurting anyone else. You're wasting your time hating others and not learning what makes you happy!
The greatest way to frustrate someone like this is ask the simple question of, "If you're so against other people not having a one true love, why have you committed serial monogamy when that's a form of loving more than one person?"
I mean, by these standards, you'd have to be a diplozoon paradoxum just to qualify as "a legitimate form of love"
I mean, by these standards, you'd have to be a diplozoon paradoxum just to qualify as "a legitimate form of love"
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