dress shirts are the best shirts X3

Unless you happen to be at a formal dinner, wearing a white shirt, aaaand there's a red sauce dish.
That always spells disaster. Abort, abort!

I've had that happen to me before XT
its like sauce is homing in on your dress shirt
why sauce why I want to be cleeean!

"But you are The Chosen One!" It declares as it falls in slow motion, ruining a perfectly clean shirt.

I cry out to the heavens,
NOOOOOOOOO!
The sauce gods have forsaken me,
It will never come out!
If this was Shakespeare it would be considered a tragedy.

Ah, but the stain has been imbued with a ghostly spirit!
From now on, whenever you wear it, the spirit does it's best to make you like it, or perhaps to even come to love the red stain.
Some of it's schemes are terrible, others are just plain silly.
Eventually, what has been a tragedy becomes a romantic comedy.

People still give you a weird look when you start talking to that dirty shirt, though. :B

Not like I was trying to make out with the stain
or something hahaha that would just be weird right ^^'

*waves photo* This evidence says otherwise!

Snatches the evidence from his hands and starts to eat it
All liessss!

I have finger-painted a copy of the photo!
You wouldn't destroy a child-like finger painting, would you?
*puppy eyes*

*Looks at the finger painting and then back to the puppy dog eyes*
Dawww I can't do it now not with that cute face
You win this time mason!