It's not crazy, it's stupid, and it will never work I tell you! Mostly because I control all that he does! I am the puppet master! The....commissioner. Someone get me Batman on the line.

*ring ring*
Here you go! *hands you the phone*

~~Hello? Who the h*ll is calling the f***ing bat-cave at THIS time of night!?~~~

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My name is Bate, Batman, and I have the power of gravity control, and soon, you shall call me Mass-ter!!!

*Is lightsabered again by Mr. Jackson for making another awful, awful joke.*

Hey! Lightsabered isn't a verb!

*looks it up in MY dictionary of funny things to say at a cocktail party.*
Uhhhhh....nope it's not he's right.....WAIT! Here it is...under punishment for stupidity...got it.
Sorry...it IS a verb. Oh well...
but it is healabibley. just take two asprin, one tylonol, wear a stalk of brocolli around your neck for a week and sip week tea while watching S.O.A.P. ^__^ you'll be fine.

I think I'd rather be dead. Also, I suppose it works. If Transformers can use Deus Ex Machina as a verb, I can use Lightsabered. So, how's about that art, huh? Good stuff? I like what's been done so far, can't wait to see the rest.

Of course. ^__^
But he's a dirty old wolf....
XD

Nah, just a good talker, and a bad planner. Not really a mean guy, he just likes to make friends.

for some reason I can hear the mission imposible theme music playing to this.

I can't, but then, I've got a Weird Al song stuck in my head.

"Omish Paradise"?

Christmas at Ground Zero. But then, that one's always stuck in there. Ah, the holidays. Such warm, happy times, filling with love, joy, and nuclear explosions. Is there anything more perfect?

Christmas.. dysfunctional family comes together... no presents under tree just handed money... and its when I drink the most... yep perfect.

Why does everyone I know have such depressing lives? My life's awesome by comparison. The best I can do is complain that my mother's loud and screechy like some kind of harpy. Still this is seriously off topic. To complete my earlier thought, the wolf just likes to make good friends, using his pants.

Hey guys what's going on in this thread?

Boredom, evil, and idle chitchat. All the hallmarks of conversation. Still, I think we all agree, the pic was good.

ITT we continue comparing Sage's life to everyone else's

Presents rock, but money is awesome too

XD This is gonna turn out well~! =)

Hehehhe... I can see this turning into a "Payback's a bitch" type of thing...