On one epsiode of "Robot Chicken", there was a FF7 sketch of the characters running a fast-food joint, with Cloud as the minimum wage counter jockey, and Sephiroth as the asshole manager (SEPHIROTH USED "UNPAID OVERTIME").

I got bored (what else is new?), and as it so happened, "One Winged Angel" was playing on my comp and I got inspired.
So, here's my buchered lyrics, for "One Chicken-Wing Angel".

I don't remember where I got that preview image....