
Well here is my story for hypno bear week, it's based off a story my friend TiranMaster wrote: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/15849114/ where he and his friend obsess over this made up cartoon called Bearstein the Hypnotist, and in it an episode was mentioned, and Tiran gave me permission to write an episode of the made up cartoon, enjoy!
"And now a brand new episode of Bearstein on Nickelodeon!" an announcer said as the next show started on Nickelodeon.
We are cut to a cave underground where we see an offaly chubby bear working on a plan. He makes some random scribbles and mumbles with a few words getting out like 'existentially' 'villain' and 'tacos' until he holds the paper up and makes a strange grin on his face as he exclaims about his fool proof plan, "Yes, Yes, YES...!" the bear, voiced by Patrick Warburton, until he was interrupted.
"Dad whatchya goin' on about now?" his pet ferret, voiced by Cree Summer, asked in annoyance as she peaked up behind him.
"Well Ginger, I think you'd be happy to know that I finally..." he began till she actually zipped his lips shut, as this is a slapstick show.
"Yeah yeah, ya finally found a way to make that bear ya servant blah blah blah the world will bow to ya blah blah blah, I've heard this all befo, and I told ya, I don't care, I think you need to stop with this dumb stuff and start devotin' time to givin' ya ferret a decent allowance fo once." she said after she zipped it, then she locked it and put it in her pocket. When she did this she opened the fridge and grabbed a soda.
The bear was annoyed but not surprised, Ginger was always kind of a brat. Bearstain grabbed a key from a hook, unzipped his mouth and responded, "Well 'girlfriend...'", he said as he snapped, "maybe if this plan works I could finally get that pest and then the whole world will be ours, and you can have all the money in the world, how about that 'sista'" he continued as he grabbed a soda as well.
"Maybe Ginga would like that, so what kinda plan do ya gots this time?" she asked as she looked over his plan and gasped, "Oh my gosh, this is tight Dad, I thinks this could work!" she exclaimed as she dropped her can and picked it up.
"Let's have a toast to a perfect plan, and a new world order...!" he said as Ginger rolled her eyes and opened her can, and it ended up spraying both of them in their faces.
The intro came up then, it was a poppy sounding song with a rock chorus, and it ended with the main protagonist, voiced by Jess Harnell stating the name of the episode, Closure.
We now see the main star hanging out at a coffee shop and ordering a Chi tea because he doesn't want to get a coffee addiction that woukd affect his crime fighting life. Unlike most TV super heroes, Rupert doesn't hide his double life and is very open about it. "So Rube, how's the crime fighting life going?" the barista, voiced by Tara Strong, asked Rupert.
"We aren't all bear minions yet so all in all, can't complain!" he responded as he got his drink. As he sat down he heard a loud scream and was about to take a sip of the tea. He then heard a
large scream that caught his attention. At that moment he let out an annoyed sigh and knew he had to go after it. He threw his tea to the trash but he didn't notice that he missed and accidentally hit the fox with the hot tea... After he went outside, he saw Ginger hiding out by a trash can as if she were trying to avoid being seen and Rupert had some questions. "What are you doing out here in plain sight, you realize I am going to pumble you to the ground right?"
"Nuh uh, look I am sick of that bear and his plans just as much as ya, man I ain't gonna take it no more, I'm leaving him and want to help you take him down to the grizz-ound!" the ferret explained as the bear had an expression of 'I'm gonna buy week old tuna fish before I buy this act' but he decided to humor her, knowing she is too stupid to do anything bad by her self.
"Fine... let's go to my house..."
At his house she was looking around while Rupert was making a pot of tea, with extra honey cause he's a bear. While he wasn't looking, Ginger took $5 from his counter and began to explain, "Man you would not believe the craziness this man's up ta now, hez got some stupid plan that involves possessing a family of skunks and using them to threaten you out with theya tails and all that junk and I ain't gon' be a part of it any mo'!"
"And sister, what makes me think you aren't going to just get me on guard then sell me out to mister spiny eyes, I mean, you are his pet, what's the deal?" the bear asked as he squeezed the honey and had trouble getting any out.
"Take a lookie at this brotha, I stole ten grand from that fatty, do you think that sounds like someone I am loyal ta?" she asked as she opened a wallet and a lot of bills spilled out.
"Wait... what?" he asked as he squeezed the bottle very hard out of shock and honey squirted all over his face, and he licked it off. "You took ten grand from him, and you left!? Don't you think you would be the prime suspect and he would come after you?"
"O.O uh..." she grunted in disgust as she realized she made a huge mistake and is probably in trouble, "Uh what did I did!?" she yelled as she plopped on the recliner.
"Ugh, I hate to do this but anyone who is dumb enough to do that can't still be with him, tonight we'll go, late, and put the money back so he won't be as vindictive, alright?"
"Vindictive?"
"Won't want to make his servants turn you into a fur coat!" he said as he accidentally splashed her with hot tea.
"AHH...! Hey, that's not bad..." she said as she poured herself her own cup, drank the hot tea, rescreamed, and drank more, and repeated this cycle, Ginger may be sassy but she is not a smart ferret, "By the way, I got a plan..."
Later that night, at like three AM, they entered Bearstein's layer and Ginger put the money on the counter while Rupert stayed by the window, encase he woke up. After she put the money down and came back to Rupert, she yelled, "DAD...!" At that moment, Bearstein came out, his pendulum in his paw and a creepy grin on his face. "Mission is finished babi!"
"What on earth is going on!?" Rupert asked in fear, in fact, his head spun all the way around.
"I gave her the money, sent her out, and she used her idiocy to my advantage."
"Dad!"
Bearstein pulled out his signature pendulum with its signature spiral on it and put it by Rupert as he got very nervous, he wanted to run away but he couldn't, he couldn't take his eyes off the pendulum, he knew he was in trouble but he couldn't do anything. After the pendulum started to swing, Rupert's eyes began to spiral as well, his mind was telling him to fight it but as he saw it swing back and forth, he knew that he had to give in, every bone in his body wanted to bow down to him but his mind was still fighting. "Just give in and become my servant..." Bearstein said, and that was all he needed to do, at that moment, he dropped to his knees and bowed to his new master, Bearstein had finally won after 48 episodes.
"Yes master...!" he said as he bowed to the bear, and the hypnotist was as giddy as can be, he did some stereotypical cartoon gags as he celebrated that his enemy was bowing at his feet and finally no longer his enemy.
"Oh, by tha way, while you was changin' his brains or whateva, I called the cops and they's on tha ways, it was what I was gonna do all along, now I think ya need to run away before they... AHH" Ginger said until Rupert walked right up to her and did not look happy about the fact that his master was going to be arrested. "Brotha I ain't in the mood ta fight again, and now that ya gon' be some evil dude I ain't gon' hold back, so if wanna fight, bring it!" she said as she backflipped away from him and landed in a fighting pose.
"Ugh, master can I kill your ferret?" he sarcastically asked as he nodded and he charger at her and knocked her down.
"AHH..." she yelled as she rubbed her head, "Oh it is on..."
She jumped up, kicked him in his arm, then she jumped over him and kicked his knees down so he fell. Following, he grabbed her by her tail, flung her around by it then she flew over to the couch. She bounced off if it then crashed into the ceiling, then she jumped out and crashed onto Rupert. "Brotha I haven't crashed this hard then my Xbox 360 got a red ring of death, speaking of which..." she yelled as she threw a soda can in his direction, he got out of the way and it crashed into the wall, opened, and sprayed her in the face. "Oh that is it!" she said as she licked the soda off her face, got up close to the bear and tried to punch him in the eye. When she punched that area, she fell into the spiral as if it was a portal, then fell out the other eye spiral, hit the wall very hard and was disoriented.
"Rupert, Finish her!"
"Yes Master!" he goofily said as he saluted to his master and got close to Ginger, and when he did she was afraid.
Right before he got that close, a light bulb went off above her and she had an idea, first she distracted him with that light bulb, "Oh... Shinny..." following, she went over to the stove, took the tea pot, poured some into a mug, put some honey into the hot cup, and went over to him.
"Hey brotha bear, want some tea with hona?" she asked, and he just growled and was about to strike her, until she splashed the piping hot mug in his face...
"AHH... Hey not bad..." he said as his eyes stopped spinning, and he licked the tea with honey off his face, then sat down as he was confused as to what just happened.
"Daddy tried one of his tricks on ya, and ya almost killed me for leaving him, and then I burnt ya face, and the cops are here now, our plan worked!" she said as red and blue light came by and sirens went off in an over the top fashion and the door was barged down and Bearstein was put in handcuffs by all the police dogs.
"Hey, you can't arrest me, I will rule you all..." he said as he was taken away and squirming like a guppy.
"Brotha, you just lie down on the couch and I'll get sa mo' hot tea with honey and get those otha minions back to they'a old selves!" she said as she put on four pots of tea and took out a lot of honey out of the cabinet.
The next day we see Bearstein in prison and he gave a surprisingly creepy grin as he pulled out his pendulum and said, "Oh guards..."
"And now a brand new episode of Bearstein on Nickelodeon!" an announcer said as the next show started on Nickelodeon.
We are cut to a cave underground where we see an offaly chubby bear working on a plan. He makes some random scribbles and mumbles with a few words getting out like 'existentially' 'villain' and 'tacos' until he holds the paper up and makes a strange grin on his face as he exclaims about his fool proof plan, "Yes, Yes, YES...!" the bear, voiced by Patrick Warburton, until he was interrupted.
"Dad whatchya goin' on about now?" his pet ferret, voiced by Cree Summer, asked in annoyance as she peaked up behind him.
"Well Ginger, I think you'd be happy to know that I finally..." he began till she actually zipped his lips shut, as this is a slapstick show.
"Yeah yeah, ya finally found a way to make that bear ya servant blah blah blah the world will bow to ya blah blah blah, I've heard this all befo, and I told ya, I don't care, I think you need to stop with this dumb stuff and start devotin' time to givin' ya ferret a decent allowance fo once." she said after she zipped it, then she locked it and put it in her pocket. When she did this she opened the fridge and grabbed a soda.
The bear was annoyed but not surprised, Ginger was always kind of a brat. Bearstain grabbed a key from a hook, unzipped his mouth and responded, "Well 'girlfriend...'", he said as he snapped, "maybe if this plan works I could finally get that pest and then the whole world will be ours, and you can have all the money in the world, how about that 'sista'" he continued as he grabbed a soda as well.
"Maybe Ginga would like that, so what kinda plan do ya gots this time?" she asked as she looked over his plan and gasped, "Oh my gosh, this is tight Dad, I thinks this could work!" she exclaimed as she dropped her can and picked it up.
"Let's have a toast to a perfect plan, and a new world order...!" he said as Ginger rolled her eyes and opened her can, and it ended up spraying both of them in their faces.
The intro came up then, it was a poppy sounding song with a rock chorus, and it ended with the main protagonist, voiced by Jess Harnell stating the name of the episode, Closure.
We now see the main star hanging out at a coffee shop and ordering a Chi tea because he doesn't want to get a coffee addiction that woukd affect his crime fighting life. Unlike most TV super heroes, Rupert doesn't hide his double life and is very open about it. "So Rube, how's the crime fighting life going?" the barista, voiced by Tara Strong, asked Rupert.
"We aren't all bear minions yet so all in all, can't complain!" he responded as he got his drink. As he sat down he heard a loud scream and was about to take a sip of the tea. He then heard a
large scream that caught his attention. At that moment he let out an annoyed sigh and knew he had to go after it. He threw his tea to the trash but he didn't notice that he missed and accidentally hit the fox with the hot tea... After he went outside, he saw Ginger hiding out by a trash can as if she were trying to avoid being seen and Rupert had some questions. "What are you doing out here in plain sight, you realize I am going to pumble you to the ground right?"
"Nuh uh, look I am sick of that bear and his plans just as much as ya, man I ain't gonna take it no more, I'm leaving him and want to help you take him down to the grizz-ound!" the ferret explained as the bear had an expression of 'I'm gonna buy week old tuna fish before I buy this act' but he decided to humor her, knowing she is too stupid to do anything bad by her self.
"Fine... let's go to my house..."
At his house she was looking around while Rupert was making a pot of tea, with extra honey cause he's a bear. While he wasn't looking, Ginger took $5 from his counter and began to explain, "Man you would not believe the craziness this man's up ta now, hez got some stupid plan that involves possessing a family of skunks and using them to threaten you out with theya tails and all that junk and I ain't gon' be a part of it any mo'!"
"And sister, what makes me think you aren't going to just get me on guard then sell me out to mister spiny eyes, I mean, you are his pet, what's the deal?" the bear asked as he squeezed the honey and had trouble getting any out.
"Take a lookie at this brotha, I stole ten grand from that fatty, do you think that sounds like someone I am loyal ta?" she asked as she opened a wallet and a lot of bills spilled out.
"Wait... what?" he asked as he squeezed the bottle very hard out of shock and honey squirted all over his face, and he licked it off. "You took ten grand from him, and you left!? Don't you think you would be the prime suspect and he would come after you?"
"O.O uh..." she grunted in disgust as she realized she made a huge mistake and is probably in trouble, "Uh what did I did!?" she yelled as she plopped on the recliner.
"Ugh, I hate to do this but anyone who is dumb enough to do that can't still be with him, tonight we'll go, late, and put the money back so he won't be as vindictive, alright?"
"Vindictive?"
"Won't want to make his servants turn you into a fur coat!" he said as he accidentally splashed her with hot tea.
"AHH...! Hey, that's not bad..." she said as she poured herself her own cup, drank the hot tea, rescreamed, and drank more, and repeated this cycle, Ginger may be sassy but she is not a smart ferret, "By the way, I got a plan..."
Later that night, at like three AM, they entered Bearstein's layer and Ginger put the money on the counter while Rupert stayed by the window, encase he woke up. After she put the money down and came back to Rupert, she yelled, "DAD...!" At that moment, Bearstein came out, his pendulum in his paw and a creepy grin on his face. "Mission is finished babi!"
"What on earth is going on!?" Rupert asked in fear, in fact, his head spun all the way around.
"I gave her the money, sent her out, and she used her idiocy to my advantage."
"Dad!"
Bearstein pulled out his signature pendulum with its signature spiral on it and put it by Rupert as he got very nervous, he wanted to run away but he couldn't, he couldn't take his eyes off the pendulum, he knew he was in trouble but he couldn't do anything. After the pendulum started to swing, Rupert's eyes began to spiral as well, his mind was telling him to fight it but as he saw it swing back and forth, he knew that he had to give in, every bone in his body wanted to bow down to him but his mind was still fighting. "Just give in and become my servant..." Bearstein said, and that was all he needed to do, at that moment, he dropped to his knees and bowed to his new master, Bearstein had finally won after 48 episodes.
"Yes master...!" he said as he bowed to the bear, and the hypnotist was as giddy as can be, he did some stereotypical cartoon gags as he celebrated that his enemy was bowing at his feet and finally no longer his enemy.
"Oh, by tha way, while you was changin' his brains or whateva, I called the cops and they's on tha ways, it was what I was gonna do all along, now I think ya need to run away before they... AHH" Ginger said until Rupert walked right up to her and did not look happy about the fact that his master was going to be arrested. "Brotha I ain't in the mood ta fight again, and now that ya gon' be some evil dude I ain't gon' hold back, so if wanna fight, bring it!" she said as she backflipped away from him and landed in a fighting pose.
"Ugh, master can I kill your ferret?" he sarcastically asked as he nodded and he charger at her and knocked her down.
"AHH..." she yelled as she rubbed her head, "Oh it is on..."
She jumped up, kicked him in his arm, then she jumped over him and kicked his knees down so he fell. Following, he grabbed her by her tail, flung her around by it then she flew over to the couch. She bounced off if it then crashed into the ceiling, then she jumped out and crashed onto Rupert. "Brotha I haven't crashed this hard then my Xbox 360 got a red ring of death, speaking of which..." she yelled as she threw a soda can in his direction, he got out of the way and it crashed into the wall, opened, and sprayed her in the face. "Oh that is it!" she said as she licked the soda off her face, got up close to the bear and tried to punch him in the eye. When she punched that area, she fell into the spiral as if it was a portal, then fell out the other eye spiral, hit the wall very hard and was disoriented.
"Rupert, Finish her!"
"Yes Master!" he goofily said as he saluted to his master and got close to Ginger, and when he did she was afraid.
Right before he got that close, a light bulb went off above her and she had an idea, first she distracted him with that light bulb, "Oh... Shinny..." following, she went over to the stove, took the tea pot, poured some into a mug, put some honey into the hot cup, and went over to him.
"Hey brotha bear, want some tea with hona?" she asked, and he just growled and was about to strike her, until she splashed the piping hot mug in his face...
"AHH... Hey not bad..." he said as his eyes stopped spinning, and he licked the tea with honey off his face, then sat down as he was confused as to what just happened.
"Daddy tried one of his tricks on ya, and ya almost killed me for leaving him, and then I burnt ya face, and the cops are here now, our plan worked!" she said as red and blue light came by and sirens went off in an over the top fashion and the door was barged down and Bearstein was put in handcuffs by all the police dogs.
"Hey, you can't arrest me, I will rule you all..." he said as he was taken away and squirming like a guppy.
"Brotha, you just lie down on the couch and I'll get sa mo' hot tea with honey and get those otha minions back to they'a old selves!" she said as she put on four pots of tea and took out a lot of honey out of the cabinet.
The next day we see Bearstein in prison and he gave a surprisingly creepy grin as he pulled out his pendulum and said, "Oh guards..."
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