So, I was thinking about my Ram character, about how I should develop him more. While sitting on the john, this one came out:

"Sammy The Rammy"

I once was a lamb,
but now I'm a ram,
And my name is Sammy the Rammy

The Tyger came out
and danced all about
And with the ladies was quite handy

But I am a Ram,
and I like to Jam,
And THAT'S why I'm Sammy the Rammy

So when you see me,
running and free
With my friends or with my Fammy

I'll be butting my Horn,
or removing a thorn,
Or telling a joke that is hammy

Though my Horns are quite tough,
my soul is not gruff,
But I'm no Namby-Pamby

When approaching a girl,
I say I'll give her the world,
Though often my hands will be clammy

And at the end of the Day,
When I'm done with my Play,
I'll snuggle up in my pajammies

So such is the sleep
of the little white sheep
Who goes by "Sammy the Rammy"


*Icon by  Lacrimas