they might be hiring test subjects~?

They might, ohh they might

Where can i sign? XD

I'll start printing out the forms and email them to everyone, after scanning the screenshots of course

Add me to the waiting list!

*volunteers*

I volunteer! Sign me up for anything!

volunteers!

I volunteer

Wow! Sign me up!!

Ooh~ I might have to look for a sign up form<3

The mind boggles with possibilities.

Hm... Interesting. I might just have to see if I can volunteer.

I'll have to put in an application...

gussing your the Owner of K.A.Y. lets hope you guys are not like umbrella corp XD

Well constant mooing and demands to be milked is better than demands for brains and hungry shuffling!

or selling living bio weapons >.>;

Weapons of mass lactation!

Could this be where Sam used to work?

Possibly at one of our sub sections, we do have to handle toxic materials somewhere understandably

I suppose simply entering the labs property is enough to merit consenting to some kind of test.

Intresttinngggg...

Researcher or Chief of Security. No way am I letting weird stuff wander around. I am the first defence against weirD things in the lab!

KOWS
ARE
YOU!

Will I get all big and strong if I sign up? :P

Depending on which line of work you are scheduled for

Can I be a worker?

So you Started your own coperation, great.
I expect the successful development of a KAY9000, and I expect it beeing able to level down citys, not just rooms as that limpsy BFG9000 did.

Oh um well every huge Copperation has its own evil Miltary Force, and all of them try to take over the world by force. That the theme of Corps I belive... you should be a good example and follow the proces :3

Where can I send my resume? How's it pay? Any "benefits"? How do I even sign up?
Sorry it's a lot of questions; it's just ANYTHING would be better than my current job.

All will come in due time

Hmmm~

*Fantasia Lergiab* Unless I get to help, I'll sneak in and "disrupt" things

Hehe, sounds like a fun venture. Will have to see what comes of this :3

Ah, welcome to the corporate world, my friend. I've been waiting for this day.

Hmmm... wanna consider a merger?

We're always looking for new partners

Good. Lets talk business then.

Hehe, still need to finish my product catalog, then we can get to details.

Ah, good to hear

Teeheee! Rubber and udders! Add me along as well!

Totally in! Do you need a resume or are you just expecting certain fulFILLments?

"recommend manually resetting cooling systems to main reactor."